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* Makes a running gag with Pinky and The Brain *

I used to watch it.

I'd really like to get it on DVD, as I remember that it had some 'adult' humour in it...

Also, by the way, does anyone also remember, 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Goodbye Till Next Time

Announcer: "One of our contestants could win of these prizes: His and her beverage caddies!" (Aren't those gender neutral?)

Audience: "Ohhh!!"

Announcer: "A lifetime supply of automatic transmission fluid!" (You don't need a lot of that)

Audience: "Ahhh!!"

Announcer: "Or today's grand prize: A fabulous six-month vacation for one to The Rock of Gibraltar!" (Big fleshy deal)

Audience: "Oooh!!"

Announcer: "Here today on: Quiz Me Quick! Now please welcome your host, Ned Flat!"

Ned Flat: (Walks on the stage) "Hey, Everybody! Welcome to the show! Now let's meet today's contestants: The Warner Brothers!"

(Warners come on stage)

Dot: "And the Warner Sister."

Ned Flat: "Before we begin, what say we get to know you a little?"

Yakko: "I'm Yakko."

Wakko: "I'm Wakko."

Dot: "And I'm cute, you big lug." (Jumps in Ned's arms and kisses him)

Ned Flat: "Hey, it says here you live in a tower."

Yakko: "That's right, Ned."

Ned Flat: "Well, tell us a little bit about it."

(Warners think for a moment)

Yakko: "We live in a tower, Ned."

Ned Flat: (Slightly dumbfounded) "Okay, fair enough. What say we get to the game, shall we?"

(Warners nod)

Ned Flat: "Remember, when you're set to answer a question, just hit the big buzzer in front of you."

Warners nod more enthusiastically)

Ned Flat: "Now, for you're first question-"

(Buzzer)

What was the question?

Ned Flat: "I don't know."

Yakko: How are you going to ask us a question if you don't it?

Ned Flat: "You didn't let me ask the question. Are you going to wait for the question?"

Yes!

Ned Flat: (Grabs the Warners with one hand and holds them out of reach of the buzzers) "Good. You're not buzzing in till I ask the question. Who first identified the laws of gravity?" (Releases Warners) "Go."

Me: "That's a tough one, James. Do you think it was Dick Button? Don Knotts?"

I think it's Don Knotts!

(Buzzer)

Ned Flat: "Yakko?"

Is it Don Knotts?