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26 Oct 2015, 12:12 pm

""Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live!" I won't, Jason. I won't!"


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28 Oct 2015, 12:18 pm

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28 Oct 2015, 12:22 pm

Brian (after Peter left him to almost drown): "Peter, what the hell?!?!"
Peter: "As God is my witness, I thought dogs could breathe underwater."


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30 Oct 2015, 1:01 am

The trouble with karate, Jerry, is it's based on the ridiculous assumption that the other guy will fight fair.



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30 Oct 2015, 10:22 am

Cosmo?!?! Cosmo?!?!


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30 Oct 2015, 12:03 pm

"He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords."


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01 Nov 2015, 8:20 pm

I expected to lose my leg, sir, but not all the way up to the neck.



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02 Nov 2015, 2:50 pm

"I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater."


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08 Nov 2015, 7:17 am

"So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of fa***t runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. You're not even scary. "


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10 Nov 2015, 2:53 am

Who am I?
I... I don't know.


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10 Nov 2015, 8:06 pm

If you think I'll let go just for a little.... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION.... OH NO!! !!



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11 Nov 2015, 10:18 am

Superman: "That man won't quit as long as he can still draw breath. None of my teammates will! Me, I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made out of cardboard. Always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am!"


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11 Nov 2015, 2:34 pm

Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen but it does happen.



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11 Nov 2015, 5:41 pm

"He aint ret*d, he's misunderstood."


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11 Nov 2015, 5:57 pm

"And what do we always say?"

"DON'T! GET! ELIMINATED!"


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11 Nov 2015, 8:06 pm

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