Favorite quotes from movies you like

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I just recently finished watching all of the "Thin Man" movies. I love them! Especially the first two. The witty reparte is awesome!

Here's a YouTube clip with some good lines:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG3NZjRv2nM[/youtube]

Here are a couple of my favorites:

Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune.
Nora: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.



Nick: The murderer is right in this room, sitting at this table. [To Waiter] You may serve the fish.



Nora: Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts.

*borat voice*

yakshemash!! ! (however you spell that......) my name a borat! i like ahyouu, and i like ehhsexxx. iz niiiice (*thumbs up*). this is my country, over in kazakhstan!

Trainspotting - Renton's last speech:

As Good As It Gets:

Melvin: That's their story, good times, noodle salad.

What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad but that, your that pissed that so many others had it good.

There are too many of them.....I'll just do Star Trek movies for now

Star Trek: Nemesis
Shinzon: Had you lived my life, you'd be doing exactly as I am.
Shinzon: Childish dreams, Captain - lost in the dilithium mines of Remus.
Shinzon: He is what his life has made him.

Star Trek: Generations
Dr. Soran: Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.
Dr. Soran: They say time is the fire in which we burn.

This one is so epic it deserves to be complely separate, I place it very dear to my heart
Dr. Soran: Nice try. You know there was a time that I wouldn't hurt a fly. Then the Borg came and they showed me that if there is one constant in this universe, it's death. Afterwards, I began to realize that it didn't matter. We're all going to die sometime. It's only a question of how and when.

I'll stop for now.

Let's see... well there's these gems from Ever After: A Cinderella Story

Queen Marie: Francis sit down! You'll give yourself a stroke

Queen Marie: Choose wisely dear; divorce is only something they do in England.

Danielle: What bothers you more stepmother; that I am common or that I am competition?



Then there's always these from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not a knife?
Sherriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull you twit. It'll hurt more.

Azim: Damned English oak!





and my favourite introductory line care of Point Break

Agent Johnny Utah: Punk, Quarterback Punk


Here's my favourite line(s) of one of my favourite Disney songs. Form Lion King II: Simba's Pride
{sung} Born in Grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to deny his fate



Last but not least a line I forgot about(briefly) from Ever After: A Cinderella Story

Leonardo de Vinci: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!

The Third Man;

Harry Lime (Orson Welles)
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed—but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock


ruveyn

Conan the Barbarian:

Please see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI

What is best in life?


Dr. Stangelove:

Just about anything from this page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/quotes

ruveyn

From Watchmen:

Great stuff here.

My #1 is Peter Fonda from Wild Angels:

"We want to be free to do what we want to do! We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

Also there's a great moment in an X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully are stuck on this rock in the middle of a lake and Scully makes a long, complicated speech about some technical stuff and Mulder just turns to her and says "Are you coming on to me?".

Serinity

Wash: "Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"

Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."


Simon: "Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, you drop to the floor and run away." (stage whispers) "It's okay to leave them to die."


Jayne: "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."


Simon: "River!"

River: "I swallowed a bug."


Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar."

Mal: (watching battle around them in grim satisfaction) "Chickens come home to roost."

Wash: (flying debris glances off ship's hull, rattling everyone) "It's okay...I-I'm a leaf on the wind."


Jayne: "She is starting to damage my calm."


Mal: "So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."


Operative: "Target the Reavers...target the Reavers...target everyone...somebody FIRE!"

Okay, this time I quote "All You Need Is Cash" which is a lovely mockumentary by Eric Idle and others...

One quote I could only find in video form, and it's rather long to type anyway.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnGNuj9RL0&feature=related[/youtube]

The other is probably funnier out loud and likely is on Youtube, I'll check. But here's the text of it:

"Stig, meanwhile, had hidden in the background so much that in 1969, a rumor went around that he was dead. He was supposed to have been killed in a flash fire at a waterbed shop and replaced by a plastic and wax replica from Madame Tusseaud's. Several so-called "facts" helped the emergence of this rumor. One: he never said anything publicly. Even as the "quiet one," he'd not said a word since 1966. Two: on the cover of their latest album, "Shabby Road," he is wearing no trousers, an Italian way of indicating death. Three: Nasty supposedly sings "I buried Stig" on "I Am The Waitress." In fact, he sings, "E burres stigano," which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a water buffalo?" Four: On the cover of the "Sergeant Rutter" album, Stig is leaning in the exact position of a dying Yeti, from the Rutland Book of the Dead. Five: If you sing the title of "Sergeant Rutter's Only Darts Club Band" backwards, it's supposed to sound very like "Stig has been dead for ages, honestly." In fact, it sounds uncannily like "Dnab Bulc Ylno S'rettur Tnaegres." Palpable nonsense."

On checking it out, the whole movie is on Youtube, but I couldn't find the quote alone. It's worth seeing complete, though.

I can't find a clip of it,but the only Jennifer Aniston movie I can take,The Good Girl,has this line
"I don't know...I'm in a funk!! !!" delivered in a shirt,snappy tone,something only women can understand.SO HILARIOUS!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY&feature=related[/youtube]