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24 Feb 2008, 9:07 pm

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Saving Silverman-I saw five minutes of it and couldn't stand it.

Agreed.

American Pie: The naked Mile. I think they jsut keep making these movies because they like to hear a bunch of kids say "Stifler" 400 billion times. I didnt even like the first. And the ending wasn't a surprise. I guess I watched it to see how idiotic it would get and to pat myself on the back for not liking frat boys.

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24 Feb 2008, 9:22 pm

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Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (the one that wasted Christopher Lambert's talent)

So thats what happened to his talent.

Open Water was terrible. I suppose the acting was quite good; I hated the main characters. Its just that it had no redeeming message, provoked no thought. It wasnt even a cautionary tale. I have a gripe with the ending too, but wont give that away.

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25 Feb 2008, 11:38 am

PsychonautChaos wrote:

There's a polish sitcome "świat według kiepskich" I guess that would be the stupidest. It's about a drunk who constantly searches for ways to get beer. For example he builds a ghost hunter to change spirits to beer etc. There's no plot except for that. It's always
do something stupid-> make beer.
Despite this it's the most popular sitcom in poland.

Hey, don't worry, "Two and a Half Men" is the most popular show in America and its terrible. Said sitcom sounds horrible, but I would see why it'd be popular. Heck, it sounds like something out of "Idiocracy". I mean, I don't understand why "Two and a Half Men" is so popular, but "Firefly", "Dead Like Me" and "Arrested Development" get canceled. Sigh.

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25 Feb 2008, 4:02 pm

- Little Man
- Sleepover
- The Fall Of The House of Usher
- High School Musical
- Some stupid Disney Channel movie about a leprechaun and basketball (I think). I found it offensive as a person of mainly Irish descent, just because of how bad it was. Also, it had the obligatory LOL, IRISH PEOPLE ALL LOVE GREEN AND GET DRUNK, ESPECIALLY ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY factor. I don't give a s**t about St. Patrick's Day. Seriously, I am so embarrassed by exaggerated portrayals of Irish culture.

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25 Feb 2008, 5:20 pm

High School Musical and High School Musical 2.

BORING! Everything about both were so bad.

Disney is giving HSM3 a theatrical release on October 24th, which is the dumbest idea ever!

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25 Feb 2008, 6:00 pm

Super Mario Brothers The Movie
Are We There Yet? (Worst Movie Ever)

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25 Feb 2008, 7:30 pm

I can think of a few more...

Krull was kind of pointless.

The sequels to First Blood were all kind of stupid.

Also Rocky IV.

And most slashers.

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Some stupid Disney Channel movie about a leprechaun and basketball (I think). I found it offensive as a person of mainly Irish descent, just because of how bad it was. Also, it had the obligatory LOL, IRISH PEOPLE ALL LOVE GREEN AND GET DRUNK, ESPECIALLY ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY factor. I don't give a sh** about St. Patrick's Day. Seriously, I am so embarrassed by exaggerated portrayals of Irish culture.

My family is a living example of those stereotypes.

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25 Feb 2008, 9:22 pm

Psychonaut,

There are any number of sitcoms in America that fit that description too. To paraphrase a line in one of my favorite movies, Athens, 1896, "They're not all that bad-only most of them."

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25 Feb 2008, 11:34 pm

Easily Wild Wild world of batwoman. even with the MST3K guys riffing it its too painful to even finish it. and without the riffs... well I think if you locked someone in a room with that playing on a loop and a loaded gun they would shoot themselves, probably before it even got to repeat one time around.

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26 Feb 2008, 2:09 pm

Rocky 2 and Rocky 3

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26 Feb 2008, 2:49 pm

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SilverProteus wrote:

Any romantic comedy ever made and almost every zombie movie.

The list is long.

But do you like Shaun of the Dead?

I've never watched it, actually.

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26 Feb 2008, 9:02 pm

Delirium wrote:

- Little Man
- Sleepover
- The Fall Of The House of Usher
- High School Musical
- Some stupid Disney Channel movie about a leprechaun and basketball (I think). I found it offensive as a person of mainly Irish descent, just because of how bad it was. Also, it had the obligatory LOL, IRISH PEOPLE ALL LOVE GREEN AND GET DRUNK, ESPECIALLY ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY factor. I don't give a sh** about St. Patrick's Day. Seriously, I am so embarrassed by exaggerated portrayals of Irish culture.

Luck of the Irish? http://imdb.com/title/tt0274636/

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27 Feb 2008, 4:17 pm

Sorce wrote:

Delirium wrote:

- Little Man
- Sleepover
- The Fall Of The House of Usher
- High School Musical
- Some stupid Disney Channel movie about a leprechaun and basketball (I think). I found it offensive as a person of mainly Irish descent, just because of how bad it was. Also, it had the obligatory LOL, IRISH PEOPLE ALL LOVE GREEN AND GET DRUNK, ESPECIALLY ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY factor. I don't give a sh** about St. Patrick's Day. Seriously, I am so embarrassed by exaggerated portrayals of Irish culture.

Luck of the Irish? http://imdb.com/title/tt0274636/

That's it! Thank you.

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27 Feb 2008, 5:36 pm

You guys have nabbed just about all of them. Anything "movie" that comes on the Disney Channel is B-Movie budget trash with a horrible script geared towards preppy pre-teens. It's a shame, because I've always loved the Disney Cartoons and what not.

As for my personal picks, I'd say:

Super Mario Brothers (What the hell?)
Jurassic Park III (What a letdown)
Crank (Isaac Newton rolled over in his grave when this was released)
The Day After Tomorrow (Special Effects, Zero Plot)

But, the nominee for the WORST movie ever made is:

Dracula 3000

There are some movies that are so bad they are funny to watch. Not this one. If you want to see the movie that was voted by many people as the worst movie ever made, give it a go... but don't say I didn't warn you!

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27 Feb 2008, 7:57 pm

This is half and half for the movie Marie Antoinette

I had my hopes high for this movie.

Got annoyed with her talking like a valley girl.
Love the costumes though and background.

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28 Feb 2008, 4:21 pm

MissConstrue wrote:

This is half and half for the movie Marie Antoinette

I had my hopes high for this movie.

Got annoyed with her talking like a valley girl.
Love the costumes though and background.

I briefly considering getting it on Netflix because of the costumes and because I was obsessed with Marie Antoinette when I was nine (I even named my pet frog after her), but heard it was awful. Valley girl + 1700's France = do not mix

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