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14 Mar 2011, 5:03 pm

Me: "Here he comes."

Man: (Walks up) "May I help you?"

Me: "Hmm. . . I don't know. Is this really what we want in a garage?"


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15 Mar 2011, 9:47 am

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Me: "Here he comes."

Man: (Walks up) "May I help you?"

Me: "Hmm. . . I don't know. Is this really what we want in a garage?"

Me: " Yeah, does it have... you know the thing!? " :wink:


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15 Mar 2011, 10:04 am

Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away."

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


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16 Mar 2011, 9:23 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away." :)

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


Me: " How about a shiny penny, and a yo-yo? "


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16 Mar 2011, 9:26 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away." :)

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


Me: " How about a shiny penny, and a yo-yo? "


Owner: "What are you talking about?"

Yakko: "Now, now, none of that. 1 cent and a yo-yo is our final offer for your garage."

Me: "Take it or leave it."


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16 Mar 2011, 6:15 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away." :)

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


Me: " How about a shiny penny, and a yo-yo? "


Owner: "What are you talking about?"

Yakko: "Now, now, none of that. 1 cent and a yo-yo is our final offer for your garage."

Me: "Take it or leave it."

Me: " I think we're getting a good deal on this garage. " :D


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17 Mar 2011, 8:38 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away." :)

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


Me: " How about a shiny penny, and a yo-yo? "


Owner: "What are you talking about?"

Yakko: "Now, now, none of that. 1 cent and a yo-yo is our final offer for your garage."

Me: "Take it or leave it."

Me: " I think we're getting a good deal on this garage. " :D


Owner: (Pushes us out) "The Garage is not for sale!" (Closes it)

Me: "Spoke too soon."

Yakko: "Okay, mister, how about 2 shiny pennies and a yo-yo?"

Owner: "What are you kids, nuts? My Garage isn't for sale! It's worth a least $20,000!"

Me: "Okay, we'll meet somewhere in the middle."


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17 Mar 2011, 9:05 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yakko: "Nah. It's just not what we're looking for. It's all wrong."

Wakko: "You'll have to pay us to take it away." :)

Me: "But we can come to some agreement on price. What's fair?"


Me: " How about a shiny penny, and a yo-yo? "


Owner: "What are you talking about?"

Yakko: "Now, now, none of that. 1 cent and a yo-yo is our final offer for your garage."

Me: "Take it or leave it."

Me: " I think we're getting a good deal on this garage. " :D


Owner: (Pushes us out) "The Garage is not for sale!" (Closes it)

Me: "Spoke too soon."

Yakko: "Okay, mister, how about 2 shiny pennies and a yo-yo?"

Owner: "What are you kids, nuts? My Garage isn't for sale! It's worth a least $20,000!"

Me: "Okay, we'll meet somewhere in the middle."

Me: " How about three pennies and a yo-yo? " :roll:
Yakko: " That's as high as we can go, take it or leave it! "


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17 Mar 2011, 9:07 am

Owner: "NO! Get out of here!" (Enters the garage and closes it)

Dot: "What are we going to do? I don't think he wants to sell!"


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17 Mar 2011, 1:27 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Owner: "NO! Get out of here!" (Enters the garage and closes it)

Dot: "What are we going to do? I don't think he wants to sell!"


Me: " He likes to play hardball. "
Me and Yakko: * tosses a ball to each other while yelling hard! * :)


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17 Mar 2011, 5:09 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Owner: "NO! Get out of here!" (Enters the garage and closes it)

Dot: "What are we going to do? I don't think he wants to sell!"


Me: " He likes to play hardball. "
Me and Yakko: * tosses a ball to each other while yelling hard! * :)


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Me: "We not leaving until he sells us the garage! Wait! I got it!"


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17 Mar 2011, 5:31 pm

Maybe we can buy the Narm. Wait a minute... (pulls out of bag, in order: the Godpigeon, Rip Taylor, Keyboard Cat, the mystery plane from Daffy Duck in Hollywood, Shantae ("HEY!"), assorted scary TV logos, a SEGA Genesis/CD set, and the MAD Spies) Oh, here we are. (pulls out a SEGA Saturn controller and plugs it into Henry Bear's house) Let's go for a spin, shall we?


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17 Mar 2011, 6:18 pm

SonicMisaki wrote:
Maybe we can buy the Narm. Wait a minute... (pulls out of bag, in order: the Godpigeon, Rip Taylor, Keyboard Cat, the mystery plane from Daffy Duck in Hollywood, Shantae ("HEY!"), assorted scary TV logos, a SEGA Genesis/CD set, and the MAD Spies) Oh, here we are. (pulls out a SEGA Saturn controller and plugs it into Henry Bear's house) Let's go for a spin, shall we?

Me: " Okay! " 8)


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18 Mar 2011, 6:57 am

Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!


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18 Mar 2011, 12:46 pm

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Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


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18 Mar 2011, 2:24 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
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Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


Me: "Listen, we'll get him to sell it on auction. One of you guys will be the auctioneer. The others will be bidders. As for me, I'll make sure no one else bids."


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