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19 Mar 2011, 7:56 am

ME: May I offer a more logical solution? (Lifts up Henry's garage with a bulldozer, only to find a rather peeved VID mask)
VID MASK: Shut that door! You're dividing by zero!
ME: (Hits rewind)
WAKKO: Hey...you must be Sonic.
ME: Ohhhhhhh yeeeeeah. I just ran over here when I heard this grumpy bear was having a garage sale.


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19 Mar 2011, 8:11 am

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Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


Me: "Listen, we'll get him to sell it on auction. One of you guys will be the auctioneer. The others will be bidders. As for me, I'll make sure no one else bids."

Me and Wakko will bid. :)


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19 Mar 2011, 8:38 am

ME: I'll auction. This garage is going for...$125.
HENRY: I am not going to sell this garage to anyone interested.
WAKKO: Oh, wait! How about $360?
ME: Too high. $63 dollars, garage?
HENRY: Oh, no.
JAMES: How about...12% of that?
ME: (Whips out calculator) Okay then. $7.56, garage.
WAKKO: How about a pretty penny?
ME: And that's 1 cent, the garage. Going once... (Henry does huge gulp) Going twice...thrice...sold!


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19 Mar 2011, 9:41 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


Me: "Listen, we'll get him to sell it on auction. One of you guys will be the auctioneer. The others will be bidders. As for me, I'll make sure no one else bids."

Me and Wakko will bid. :)


Me: "Okay. Let's go to work."

----later----

Yakko: (In disguise) "Warner's my name, auctions are my game! This is a fine garage! I can get you top dollar at auction! Top dollar!"

Owner: "I-"

Yakko: "Good man! Let the auction begin!"

Dot: (Behind podium, holding a gavel) "The bidding will start at a shiny penny and a yo-yo!"


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20 Mar 2011, 9:30 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


Me: "Listen, we'll get him to sell it on auction. One of you guys will be the auctioneer. The others will be bidders. As for me, I'll make sure no one else bids."

Me and Wakko will bid. :)


Me: "Okay. Let's go to work."

----later----

Yakko: (In disguise) "Warner's my name, auctions are my game! This is a fine garage! I can get you top dollar at auction! Top dollar!"

Owner: "I-"

Yakko: "Good man! Let the auction begin!"

Dot: (Behind podium, holding a gavel) "The bidding will start at a shiny penny and a yo-yo!"

I think SonicMisaki already got ahead of us.


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20 Mar 2011, 10:23 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "Guys, I already know how to get him to sell us the garage!

Me: " How are we going to do that? "


Me: "Listen, we'll get him to sell it on auction. One of you guys will be the auctioneer. The others will be bidders. As for me, I'll make sure no one else bids."

Me and Wakko will bid. :)


Me: "Okay. Let's go to work."

----later----

Yakko: (In disguise) "Warner's my name, auctions are my game! This is a fine garage! I can get you top dollar at auction! Top dollar!"

Owner: "I-"

Yakko: "Good man! Let the auction begin!"

Dot: (Behind podium, holding a gavel) "The bidding will start at a shiny penny and a yo-yo!"

I think SonicMisaki already got ahead of us.

THAT IS CORRECT! ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT! (slingshots James' face)


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20 Mar 2011, 12:26 pm

Yes, but he didn't include me and who's Henry? It doesn't match. Try again.

Wakko: "Penny and a yo-yo!"

Dot: "Do I have two pennies and a yo-yo?"

Man: "Two pennies and a yo-yo!"

Me: (Appears, grabs the man, disappears, and reappears on the other side of the block with the man.) "Sorry, no late bidders." (Reappears at the garage.) "Continue the auction."


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21 Mar 2011, 7:38 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Yes, but he didn't include me and who's Henry? It doesn't match. Try again.

Wakko: "Penny and a yo-yo!"

Dot: "Do I have two pennies and a yo-yo?"

Man: "Two pennies and a yo-yo!"

Me: (Appears, grabs the man, disappears, and reappears on the other side of the block with the man.) "Sorry, no late bidders." (Reappears at the garage.) "Continue the auction."

Me: " I'll bid three pennies and a yo-yo! "
* I wonder if I've enough? * :roll:


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21 Mar 2011, 8:47 am

Dot: "Three pennies and yo-yo! Going once! Twice! Sold!!"

Yakko: "You are a lucky man!"

Owner: "You!! Got out of here!"

Woman: "That's him, officer!"

Me: "What's this?"

Cop: (With a large crowd of people) "These people tell me you won't give them refunds."

Owner: "But, officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money."

Me: (Turns the owner upside down, bags of money come out of his pockets)

Woman: "Get the money!"

(Crowd runs toward the money and takes it all)

Owner: (Sobbing) "I'm Penniless. Broke! Nothing!"


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21 Mar 2011, 3:45 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dot: "Three pennies and yo-yo! Going once! Twice! Sold!!"

Yakko: "You are a lucky man!"

Owner: "You!! Got out of here!"

Woman: "That's him, officer!"

Me: "What's this?"

Cop: (With a large crowd of people) "These people tell me you won't give them refunds."

Owner: "But, officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money."

Me: (Turns the owner upside down, bags of money come out of his pockets)

Woman: "Get the money!"

(Crowd runs toward the money and takes it all)

Owner: (Sobbing) "I'm Penniless. Broke! Nothing!"

Me: " Oh, well I guess we won't get a garage. I heard there is a yard sale next by. " :)


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21 Mar 2011, 3:49 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dot: "Three pennies and yo-yo! Going once! Twice! Sold!!"

Yakko: "You are a lucky man!"

Owner: "You!! Got out of here!"

Woman: "That's him, officer!"

Me: "What's this?"

Cop: (With a large crowd of people) "These people tell me you won't give them refunds."

Owner: "But, officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money."

Me: (Turns the owner upside down, bags of money come out of his pockets)

Woman: "Get the money!"

(Crowd runs toward the money and takes it all)

Owner: (Sobbing) "I'm Penniless. Broke! Nothing!"

Me: " Oh, well I guess we won't get a garage. I heard there is a yard sale next by. " :)


Me: "Not so fast. I said they took his money, not his garage. We can still get it. Then we'll check out that yard sale." (To the still sobbing owner) "Hey, pal. how would like to make 2 pennies and a yo-yo?"


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22 Mar 2011, 11:35 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvy0wRLD5s8[/youtube]


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22 Mar 2011, 11:40 am

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvy0wRLD5s8[/youtube]


I liked that song! :D


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22 Mar 2011, 11:43 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dot: "Three pennies and yo-yo! Going once! Twice! Sold!!"

Yakko: "You are a lucky man!"

Owner: "You!! Got out of here!"

Woman: "That's him, officer!"

Me: "What's this?"

Cop: (With a large crowd of people) "These people tell me you won't give them refunds."

Owner: "But, officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money."

Me: (Turns the owner upside down, bags of money come out of his pockets)

Woman: "Get the money!"

(Crowd runs toward the money and takes it all)

Owner: (Sobbing) "I'm Penniless. Broke! Nothing!"

Me: " Oh, well I guess we won't get a garage. I heard there is a yard sale next by. " :)


Me: "Not so fast. I said they took his money, not his garage. We can still get it. Then we'll check out that yard sale." (To the still sobbing owner) "Hey, pal. how would like to make 2 pennies and a yo-yo?"


----The Water Tower----

(We are sitting in our new garage which is next to the tower.)

Dot: "Our very own garage."

Me: "Hey, let's check out that yard sale that James mentioned!"


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22 Mar 2011, 1:25 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dot: "Three pennies and yo-yo! Going once! Twice! Sold!!"

Yakko: "You are a lucky man!"

Owner: "You!! Got out of here!"

Woman: "That's him, officer!"

Me: "What's this?"

Cop: (With a large crowd of people) "These people tell me you won't give them refunds."

Owner: "But, officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money."

Me: (Turns the owner upside down, bags of money come out of his pockets)

Woman: "Get the money!"

(Crowd runs toward the money and takes it all)

Owner: (Sobbing) "I'm Penniless. Broke! Nothing!"

Me: " Oh, well I guess we won't get a garage. I heard there is a yard sale next by. " :)


Me: "Not so fast. I said they took his money, not his garage. We can still get it. Then we'll check out that yard sale." (To the still sobbing owner) "Hey, pal. how would like to make 2 pennies and a yo-yo?"


----The Water Tower----

(We are sitting in our new garage which is next to the tower.)

Dot: "Our very own garage."

Me: "Hey, let's check out that yard sale that James mentioned!"

:)


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22 Mar 2011, 2:43 pm

(We are standing before a sign that says 'yard sale')

Me: "We're getting close. Must be this way."

(We arrive)

Yakko: "There it is! The yard sale!"


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