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^Ah. Well. . . I attended Juilliard. . . I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. . . NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY. . . NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

You can't improve on an as*hole by making it bigger.

If you cannot say what you mean, your majesty, you will never mean what you say and a gentleman should always mean what he says.

Ollie: Agnes, call me a cab.

Stan: Huh?

Ollie: Call me a cab.

Stan: You're a cab.

Lahey: He who looks into the abyss realises that there's nothing lookin' back at him. And the only thing he sees is his own character, Ricky. Do you understand, bud? The abyss? The s**t abyss?
Randy: It means deep stuff, Ricky. You wouldn't understand.
Ricky: What does it mean, then, Randy? Huh? What the f**k does it mean?
Randy: I understand it.
Ricky: Oh, you do, do you? No, you don't, because it's f****d. Because everything you as*holes say, you f*****g take from books. Guess what? I don't steal anything from books.


"Randy, the s**t pool is getting full. We better strain it before it overflows and causes a s**t slide that could cover this entire community."

'Crime Wave in Gotham'! Other breaking news: 'Water, wet'!

My nipples explode with delight!

Guy gets on the subway and dies. Think anybody'll notice?

The fire god wants everyone burned, the water god wants everyone drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c**ts? Where's the god of tits and wine?

Andy, this is my business, it's nothing to do with you. Go downstairs and do what you do best, patrol the couch in your underwear.

Impressive. Most impressive.

I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?

"Listening to talkers makes me thirsty. And hungry. Think I'll take two chickens."
"You don't seem to understand the situation."
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your c**t mouth...I'm going to have to eat every fking chicken in this room."

Oh yah!

"I believe the word you are looking for is 'Space Ranger'."
"The word I'm looking for I can't say, because there are preschool toys present."

He's not a SPACE RANGER! He doesn't fight evil or, or. . . shoot lasers or fly!