Yakko (on phone): "Thanks a lot." (Hangs up) "Problem is solved."
Dot: "Who was that on the phone, Yakko?"
Yakko: "You'll see."
Me: "Did you call Slappy?"
Yakko: "Uh-uh."
Dot (suddenly looking horrified): "Oh no...no...you didn't call...BALONEY?! ! AAAAHHHH!"
Yakko: "Dot, have you ever known me to be that cruel?" (Beat) "Don't answer that. No, no, never that." (Shudders)
(Knock at tower door)
Yakko: "That must be them now." (Goes to door, opens it)
Survey Ladies: "WOULDYA LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY?"
Yakko: "No, but I bet I know someone who would..." (Looks down, points) "...and here he comes now!"
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The existence of the leader who is wise
is barely known to those he leads.
He acts without unnecessary speech,
so that the people say,
'It happened of its own accord.' -Tao Te Ching, Verse 17