After Mr. Krabs murders a man passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food as well as two police officers in a misunderstanding when trying to dispose of the body, he develops an obsession for MOAR killing.
In this unofficial sequel, the murderous Mr. Krabs returns to kill the children of Springfield in their dreams.
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
One day Fred Flintstone transformed into a horrible abomination and so Barney chained him up in a cave and stopped by every now and then to feed him "Fruity Pebbles" to appease him. After many years, Barney got fed up with lying to Fred and told him the truth. Can Fred acknowledge his horrifying sins or will he have to live in the Hell he created for himself?
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
The Nostalgia Critic is known for remembering terrible movies and shows so we don't have to. In this review, he tackles The Shining Miniseries by Stephen King. He finds it to be dull and boring compared to the Kubrick adaptation due to the overabundance of dialogue and lack of scares. In his attempt to find ONE THING the miniseries does better than the Kubrick film, he ends up going mad similar to Jack Nicholson's character and even reenacting his rampage against his friends and coworkers. At the end, the volume gets muted due to copyright. What he says at the end is "I don't care if it doesn't make any sense. At least it's scary!"
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
There's a chilling text at 3:50 that goes by in a split-second. It reads: Sagan rose from the depths of the sea, and in a voice like a thousand storms spoke, "WOOP AUH". For the cities of men were ripe for harvest, and the time of reaping was at hand. All who stood before Sagan would fall, and all who walked the Earth would know his name. And he destroyed the great cities of men, not out of wrath or anger or hatred or malice, but with no emotion. And when the Earth was at last lifeless, Sagan turned his eyes, which burned as suns burn, to the heavens
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
Hank Hill and his buddies investigate the newly rebuilt Mega-Lo-Mart to find the ghost of Chuck Mangione believed to be haunting the place since his death when the original Mega-Lo-Mart was destroyed in a propane explosion. When it turns out to be some guy in a mask, they all go home believing there was no ghost of Chuck Mangione, but Hank is dead wrong and that's only the beginning of the nightmare that will engulf his family.
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
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25 Oct 2024, 7:24 pm
If you're into films that combine the realms of spooks and the supernatural with...the world of high fashion...then "Personal Shopper" is just the thing for you!
Actually- if it wasnt for an admirable performance by the star: Kristen Stewert the film would be even more incoherent than it is.
A clip from JonTron reviewing an infamous animated feature called Food Fight. JonTron makes it to a point in the film where the characters have their first onscreen food fight. The very moment releases a poor soul who was trapped in the film for what felt like decades because he couldn't finish the movie. His escape did not go unnoticed so Mr. Clean is summoned to take him back.
A clip from JonTron reviewing a classic episode of Goosebumps. He reacts to a scene that pushes the boundaries of standards & practices in children's television in a terrifying way.
In a clip where JonTron reviews games based on food products, he tries to monologue about how humanity is more dignified thanks to modern times only to be interrupted by hunger. In a disturbing scene, it appears he has enslaved some goblin orc like creature to bring him a sandwich.
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.