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Kraichgauer
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16 Jul 2016, 4:05 pm

Caligari Werden!


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16 Jul 2016, 4:09 pm

LIGHT THE CANDLE NOT ME!!


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16 Jul 2016, 4:16 pm

"Chance?"
"Sassy?"
"You just woke me up from a very deep catnap."
"What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litterbox?"
"Even a very great beauty needs her beauty sleep."
"Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for like a month."
"You are such a typical dog."



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16 Jul 2016, 4:40 pm

Kiki - "I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. He specializes in sexual ambivalence."
William Lee - "Sexual ambulance, you say?"


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17 Jul 2016, 12:00 am

"Bart, promise me you'll never follow in my footsteps."
"Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you."
"WHY YOU LITTLE--!!" *choke, strangle*

(I just watched a video that showed all the times Homer has throttled Bart. I spent 20 minutes watching a man strangle his own son. What have I become? 8O )



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17 Jul 2016, 4:47 am

Kenya wrote:
"Chance?"
"Sassy?"
"You just woke me up from a very deep catnap."
"What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litterbox?"
"Even a very great beauty needs her beauty sleep."
"Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for like a month."
"You are such a typical dog."


Chance: "I'm such a wimp! I'm running from a cat!"

Shadow: "I won't tell if you won't."

Chance: "Of course, this isn't your ordinary housecat. This is like Arnold Schwarzen-kitty!"


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17 Jul 2016, 4:19 pm

Simba: Man, I'm stuffed.
Pumba: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Timon: Pumba, you ARE a pig!



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17 Jul 2016, 7:09 pm

Hercule Poirot: Cassetti was responsible for her murder. How does that strike you?
Beddoes: I have often felt, sir, that instead of our employers requiring references from us, we should require references from them.


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18 Jul 2016, 4:47 am

You just sent the most powerful man in the kingdom to bed without his supper.


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18 Jul 2016, 3:09 pm

Only the soul is immortal, and yours belongs to me!


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18 Jul 2016, 4:09 pm

Prepare for trouble
And make it double!
To infect the world with devastation!
To blight all people in every nation!
To denounce the goodness of truth and love!
To extend our wrath to the stars above.
Cassidy.
Butch.
Team Rocket circling Earth day and night.
Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight!


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18 Jul 2016, 5:06 pm


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19 Jul 2016, 4:56 am

Big-Pikachu.


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19 Jul 2016, 11:57 pm

"My name is Dory and I suffer from short-term remembery loss."



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20 Jul 2016, 4:08 am

You're kidding me, right in my lobby?


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22 Jul 2016, 5:48 pm

Emily: Why not? Don't you believe in spirits? Nothing's ever completely dead.


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