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KyleTheGhost
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03 Dec 2013, 8:30 am

Fool of a Took!

Nobody toss a Dwarf!

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Is it secret? Is it safe?


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04 Dec 2013, 4:42 pm

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac. . . It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!


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04 Dec 2013, 5:34 pm

I sell propane and propane accessories. That boy ain't right I tell you what.


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04 Dec 2013, 8:07 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
I sell propane and propane accessories. That boy ain't right I tell you what.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rih3S5TWCcg[/youtube]

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05 Dec 2013, 3:36 pm

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their ********. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Enjoyin' the ride? Man, it's a fast car, huh? Man, it's a classic. Old school. American muscle. Man, this car can do all kinda things, man. Wanna see?

There's no 'wax on wax off' with drifting. You learn by doing it. The first drifters invented drifting out here in the mountains by feeling it. So feel it.

A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.

You know I can't let you two go. I ain't made that way. The way I see it, you've earned yourselves 24 hours. The money stays, though. If I were you, I'd use the time. Make peace with whatever demons you got left. Cause come tomorrow, I will find you.

You've got the best crew in the world standing right in front of you, give them a reason to stay.


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05 Dec 2013, 8:39 pm

As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.



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06 Dec 2013, 6:41 am

The day I am afraid to do that is the day I am no longer fit to lead.

Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.


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06 Dec 2013, 6:01 pm

A lot of people have tried to kill me, and I'm still here.

But if you cage the beast, the beast will get angry!

What's a Magneto?

I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best isn't very nice. I'm the Wolverine.


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06 Dec 2013, 10:24 pm

"Shut it down! Shut it down forever!"

"UNSCANNABLE! UNSCANNABLE!"


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07 Dec 2013, 7:38 am

I'll be back.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We're going to play a wonderful game called, 'Who is your daddy and what does he do?'

Sully, remember when I promised I would kill you last? I lied.

I need your clothes, your boots & your motorcycle.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

You've just been erased.

Did you ever kill someone? Yes, but they were all bad!

Get to the choppa!


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07 Dec 2013, 9:42 am

Don't forget:Konata will own your soul forever.
Double reference!



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07 Dec 2013, 10:05 am

You come at the king, you best not miss.



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07 Dec 2013, 2:58 pm

- Gentlemen, I give you my beautiful fiance!
- That looks like a giant spider.
- You're right! I've been betrayed! Run!


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07 Dec 2013, 3:28 pm

I'm Batman.



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07 Dec 2013, 3:50 pm

Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his *** at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?

Call the fire people!


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08 Dec 2013, 6:54 am

Get three coffins ready. My mistake. Four coffins.

Go ahead, make my day.

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

A man's got to know his limitations.

Nothing like a good piece of hickory.

It's a hell of a thing, ain't it, killin' a man. You take everything he's got. . . and everything he's ever gonna have. . .

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me.


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