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06 Sep 2016, 6:00 pm

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little doggie, too!



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06 Sep 2016, 6:02 pm

click your heels 3 times


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06 Sep 2016, 6:08 pm

- I'll let you ask only one question, and I'll prove to you that there is no question I do not know the answer to!
- All right, then... How come hot dogs only come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns only come in packages of eight?
- ...I...I don't know... I don't know! I don't know! Ha ha ha ha! I don't know!
- We probably should've asked Dear Abby.



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06 Sep 2016, 6:44 pm

: Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?


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06 Sep 2016, 6:54 pm

schwinggggg!



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06 Sep 2016, 11:34 pm

Steppe tribe chief: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."


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06 Sep 2016, 11:35 pm

revenge is a dish best served cold.



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06 Sep 2016, 11:38 pm

A running man can cut a thousand throats in one night.


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06 Sep 2016, 11:41 pm

"oh NO!! we've GOT to get the hell out of here NOW!"



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07 Sep 2016, 5:01 am

Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!


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07 Sep 2016, 5:22 am

"Ah-ah. I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?"



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07 Sep 2016, 11:28 am

Make my day!


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07 Sep 2016, 4:26 pm

I'm an English teacher, not ******* Tomb Raider.


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07 Sep 2016, 6:00 pm

"you've got to be carefully taught!"



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07 Sep 2016, 6:04 pm

I'm a high functioning sociopath.


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07 Sep 2016, 6:23 pm

Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.