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KyleTheGhost
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10 Sep 2016, 5:47 am

I love you.

I know.


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10 Sep 2016, 9:55 am

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.



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10 Sep 2016, 12:28 pm

"Let me help." A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over "I love you."



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10 Sep 2016, 12:33 pm

What seems to be the officer problem?



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10 Sep 2016, 12:34 pm

UncannyDanny wrote:
I am a Jedi, like my father before me.


So be it. . . JEDI.


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10 Sep 2016, 12:45 pm

There is a theory. There could be some logic to the belief that time is fluid, like a river, with currents, eddies, backwash.



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10 Sep 2016, 4:59 pm

Darth Vader: "The Emperor is expecting you."

Luke Skywalker: "Yes, I know father."

Darth Vader: "So you accept the truth?"

Luke Skywalker: "I accept that you were once my father, Anakin Skywalker."

Darth Vader: "That name no longer has any meaning for me!"

Luke Skywalker: "It's the name of your true self. You've only forgotten."


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10 Sep 2016, 5:02 pm

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"


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10 Sep 2016, 10:49 pm

[cocks his gun] Mr. Rat... I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See? Doesn't pay any attention to me.
[shoots the rat]



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11 Sep 2016, 12:06 am

AND STOP CALLING ME RUMMY!! !


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11 Sep 2016, 12:09 am

Cross-examining Lawyer: Mister Cogburn, in your four years as US Marshal, how many men have you shot?
Rooster Cogburn: Shot? Or killed?
Cross-examining Lawyer: Let us restrict it to killed so we may have a manageable figure!



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11 Sep 2016, 4:33 am

I am not a committee!


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11 Sep 2016, 5:05 am

"your mother s***s c***s in hell!"



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11 Sep 2016, 11:41 am

Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.


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11 Sep 2016, 11:58 pm

the power of Christ compels you!



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12 Sep 2016, 5:00 am

Norm MacDonald: Good evening, this is the fake news.


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