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08 Dec 2013, 2:55 pm

"I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMAN!"

"No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?"


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11 Dec 2013, 5:32 am

Cruella: "Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics!"

Horace: "Who won the gold?"

Cruella: "SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men? HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!"

Me: "Yeah, look who's talking. They're not the ones who picked up a skunk!" 8O "And who win's the gold? Horace does just for asking that question." :lol:


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13 Dec 2013, 8:32 am

conundrum wrote:
"I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMAN!"


Joker: "Yes, well, this is all tremendously boring."


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15 Dec 2013, 5:46 am

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it to be or not or that you feel good this morning or that it is a morning to be good on?

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!

Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?


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15 Dec 2013, 6:20 pm

Just because there are things I don't remember, doesn't mean my actions are meaningless. The whole world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?

How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!


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15 Dec 2013, 8:34 pm

Discord and Fluttershy stare down, GO!

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Fluttershy: "You think you can treat poor, defenseless animals like that and get away with it?!"

Rainbow Dash: "You go, Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy: "You'd best watch your step, buster. Or I'll give you... THE STARE!"

Discord: "The stare?! Oh, no please! Not that! Anything but your disapproving eyeballs!" *Laughs like hyena*

Fluttershy: *Uses stare*

Discord: "Oh, no! STOP!" *Twitches eye* "No, no, no!" *Strangles self* "I can't..."

Fluttershy: *Continues*

Discord: *Becomes hypnotized* "STOP! I can't take it anymore! I'll do whatever you say, because..." *Laughs again* "You're hilarious, hahahahahaa!"



Round #2!
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Fluttershy: "But our friendship remains! And if you want to remain friends, you'll stop thinking whatever it is you're thinking and help us clean up."

Discord: "Fine..." *Cross-dresses as maid* "...But I don't do windows."



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17 Dec 2013, 8:54 pm

"Oh, a lesson in not changing history, from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"

"Choke on that, causality!"


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21 Dec 2013, 5:37 am

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.

You make joke? You make joke? Very well. . . you leave me no choice! I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.


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21 Dec 2013, 11:46 am

"I unplug my nose in your general direction!"


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23 Dec 2013, 7:36 am

Hi-ho, Silver! Away!

Hellooooo, Nurse!


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23 Dec 2013, 8:14 am

"We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible."



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23 Dec 2013, 12:21 pm

"What has science doooone?! !"


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23 Dec 2013, 12:31 pm

Christmas list: "I want me a barrel of flies, I want me two balls of glue to be my friends, and I want to go dancing NAKED, and I want... ...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a..."

"Agh! No more! Get this kid away from me!"


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23 Dec 2013, 1:19 pm

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."


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28 Dec 2013, 6:48 am

Five years in space. God help me.


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28 Dec 2013, 9:51 am

"Let's get dangerous!"


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