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06 Jun 2011, 12:54 pm

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Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


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06 Jun 2011, 12:57 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"


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07 Jun 2011, 8:41 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"

Me: :roll: " Trust me, you don't want to go there. "


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07 Jun 2011, 9:10 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"

Me: :roll: " Trust me, you don't want to go there. "


Me: "Eww."

(Phone rings)

Ivan: "Hello?"


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08 Jun 2011, 9:59 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"

Me: :roll: " Trust me, you don't want to go there. "


Me: "Eww."

(Phone rings)

Ivan: "Hello?"

Dot: " I've the most wonderful news, Ken, just asked Bea out on a date. "
* screams *


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08 Jun 2011, 1:36 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"

Me: :roll: " Trust me, you don't want to go there. "


Me: "Eww."

(Phone rings)

Ivan: "Hello?"

Dot: " I've the most wonderful news, Ken, just asked Bea out on a date. "
* screams *


(Ivan hangs up the phone)

Wakko: (Pulls down the tray) "What's this for, mister?"

Ivan: "That's for eating."


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09 Jun 2011, 7:22 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"

(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)

Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? " :wink:


Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"

Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"

Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"

(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)

Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)

(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)

Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "


Me: "Shame. Shame. I suppose you want to eat Wakko's lunch as well?"

Me: :roll: " Trust me, you don't want to go there. "


Me: "Eww."

(Phone rings)

Ivan: "Hello?"

Dot: " I've the most wonderful news, Ken, just asked Bea out on a date. "
* screams *


(Ivan hangs up the phone)

Wakko: (Pulls down the tray) "What's this for, mister?"

Ivan: "That's for eating."

Wakko: * puts two slices of bread on the tray. Takes a bit . *
"Delicious . " * burp *
" Excuse me. "


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09 Jun 2011, 9:14 am

Ivan: "Ew."

Yakko: (Pushes button, masks come down.) "What are these, mister?"

Ivan: "For emergencies."

(Yakko reaches for the mask in front of Ivan)

Ivan: "Don't touch me mask!"


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09 Jun 2011, 8:17 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: "Ew."

Yakko: (Pushes button, masks come down.) "What are these, mister?"

Ivan: "For emergencies."

(Yakko reaches for the mask in front of Ivan)

Ivan: "Don't touch me mask!"

Yakko: " You called dibs, no problem. "
* presses button for suction *


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10 Jun 2011, 5:38 am

(Ivan's mouth get caught in the mask)

Ivan: (Muffled screams)

Me: "I don't think you need to turn it on to full blast, Yakko." :lol:


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10 Jun 2011, 6:48 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
(Ivan's mouth get caught in the mask)

Ivan: (Muffled screams)

Me: "I don't think you need to turn it on to full blast, Yakko." :lol:

:lol:


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11 Jun 2011, 9:36 am

(Yakko turns off the suction, Ivan catches his breath)

Yakko: "Had a good workout?"


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12 Jun 2011, 9:04 am

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(Yakko turns off the suction, Ivan catches his breath)

Yakko: "Had a good workout?"

Ivan: " I feel out of shape. "


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12 Jun 2011, 9:15 am

Dot: "Wrong. This is out of shape." (Ties Ivan in knots)

Me: "Wow, that's flexible."


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12 Jun 2011, 9:18 am

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Dot: "Wrong. This is out of shape." (Ties Ivan in knots)

Me: "Wow, that's flexible."

Dot: " Coffee, Tea, Monster? "
Ivan: " Monster?! "
Dot: " Sure thing. "
* pulls out a box *


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12 Jun 2011, 9:21 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
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Dot: "Wrong. This is out of shape." (Ties Ivan in knots)

Me: "Wow, that's flexible."

Dot: " Coffee, Tea, Monster? "
Ivan: " Monster?! "
Dot: " Sure thing. "
* pulls out a box *


(A giant green-skinned, razor-toothed, beast comes out and roars)

Ivan: "Yipe!!" (Unties himself, collapses, then recovers) "This is absurd!! You goons have been bothering me ever since I sat down! Do you know who I am?!"


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