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12 Sep 2016, 5:02 am

it's hotter than a snakes ass



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12 Sep 2016, 5:09 am

And Tony Bennett, whose score is so low, it can't be represented by a real number."


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12 Sep 2016, 5:14 am

Hi, Fred. We got a little accident. Could you send a tow truck, please, to 618 Elm Street? Hold it. It's the, uh, third floor, apartment 304.



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12 Sep 2016, 12:22 pm

I won a . . . Badge!


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12 Sep 2016, 4:29 pm

No, you'll shoot your eye out.



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12 Sep 2016, 5:56 pm

Your worst nightmare.


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12 Sep 2016, 6:08 pm

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."



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13 Sep 2016, 5:48 am

What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his WALLET!


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14 Sep 2016, 2:02 am

you can't handle the truth!



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14 Sep 2016, 4:19 am

I want the truth!


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14 Sep 2016, 4:24 am

[to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!



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14 Sep 2016, 4:36 am

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?


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14 Sep 2016, 4:42 am

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.



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14 Sep 2016, 4:48 am

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.


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14 Sep 2016, 4:50 am

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The g*d d*mn Germans got nothin' to do with it.



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14 Sep 2016, 5:00 am

Luke Skywalker has vanished.
In his absence, the sinister
FIRST ORDER has risen from
the ashes of the Empire
and will not rest until
Skywalker, the last Jedi,
has been destroyed.

With the support of the
REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa
leads a brave RESISTANCE.
She is desperate to find her
brother Luke and gain his
help in restoring peace
and justice to the galaxy.

Leia has sent her most daring
pilot on a secret mission
to Jakku, where an old ally
has discovered a clue to
Luke's whereabouts. . .


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