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14 Sep 2016, 5:04 am

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a g*d-d*mn hurry.



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14 Sep 2016, 6:14 am

Chewie, we're home.


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14 Sep 2016, 6:24 am

my, that's a big one.



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14 Sep 2016, 8:20 am

Hiya, Joker. If you’re playing this tape, you’ve probably figured out you’ve been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million, which, knowing you, you’ve already blown. All the other stuff, money, jewels, gold, it’s all fake. See, I always hated your guts, and this was the perfect payback. By now you’re probably out of real money. The I.R.S. is after you, and you can’t admit I fooled you, or you’ll be the laughingstock of the underworld. The joke’s on you, sucker. I got the last laugh after all!


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15 Sep 2016, 2:55 am

come see a fat old man sometime!



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15 Sep 2016, 5:32 am

The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.


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15 Sep 2016, 5:36 am

You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.



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15 Sep 2016, 6:14 am

Traitor!


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15 Sep 2016, 6:19 am

Everything happens to me. Now I'm shot by a child.



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15 Sep 2016, 6:57 am

You're kidding me. Right in my lobby?


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15 Sep 2016, 10:44 am

[to Matty about burying the outlaws] The ground's too hard. If they wanted a decent funeral, they should have got themselves killed in summer.



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15 Sep 2016, 1:10 pm

Old woman: (After seeing Roger crash his bicycle into a pond) "I don't think he wanted to do that."


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15 Sep 2016, 1:13 pm

What happens to us in the future? Do we become as*holes or something?



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15 Sep 2016, 1:23 pm

Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?


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15 Sep 2016, 3:48 pm

Party of 5 to beam up


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15 Sep 2016, 3:50 pm

You. You're afraid. That you will never be as strong as Darth Vader.


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