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15 Sep 2016, 3:52 pm

Son, I've seen more dead bodies than you've had TV dinners.


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15 Sep 2016, 5:18 pm

That lightsaber was Luke's. And his father's before him. And now, it calls to you.


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15 Sep 2016, 6:42 pm

I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.



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16 Sep 2016, 5:34 am

Isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?


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16 Sep 2016, 5:40 am

have they got any harmonicas on your planet?



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16 Sep 2016, 7:05 am

Nobody cares about Clark Kent taking on the Batman.


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16 Sep 2016, 7:21 am

auntblabby wrote:
What happens to us in the future? Do we become a--holes or something?

You keep talking like that and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!



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16 Sep 2016, 8:19 am

Face it, Bats, you'll be the most realistic dummy in the place.


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16 Sep 2016, 1:40 pm

“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”



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16 Sep 2016, 4:24 pm

You know how I got these scars?


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16 Sep 2016, 4:28 pm

say hello to my little friend.



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16 Sep 2016, 8:12 pm

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.



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16 Sep 2016, 8:41 pm

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.



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17 Sep 2016, 6:05 am

You know what, we don’t care. We were thinking of not even doing this one. Fox made us do it.


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17 Sep 2016, 6:10 am

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.



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17 Sep 2016, 6:13 am

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!


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