Simmian7 wrote:
Composite Santa...
Gohan: What are his powers?
Goku: I don't know...but he freaks me right the ----- out!
Santa: Oh, my m-----f---ing knee! F---, ah, f--- it all to hell, that hurts like a m-----f---er!
Gohan: Dad, what's a f---?
Goku: uh... Santa! What happened?
Santa: Bandits, Goku! They took my reindeer and all the presents, and they even took my pants!
Goku: *covers Gohan's eyes*
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