"This is a dog license with the word "Dog" crossed out, and the word "Cat" written in in crayon."
"I got it from the man in the van." "What man?!"
"The man in the Cat Detector Van."
"The Loony Detector Van, you mean."
"Mr. Notlob....there is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong."
"Dead Bishop on the Landing, sir."
"I don't know who keeps bringing them in!"
"Tell you what, old chap...We'll eat your mum, and then if you feel guilty
about it afterwards, we can dig a grave, and you can throw up into it!"
"Allright, stop this, stop it!
It was all right at first, but now it's got silly!"