Anyone know any funny country-ish songs?

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I can't stand 90% of the serious ones but I love ones like "I Pray For You" by Jaron and The Long Road to Love. Songs like it are few and far between though

"Redneck Woman" - Gretchen Wilson
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" - Trace Atkins
"Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" - Kenny Chesney
"Cotton Eye Joe" - Rednex (my personal favorite)

lol I actually listened to "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" right after I posted this. Love that song. When I got my new car antenna that was the first good song I found to test the reception. I go inside to celebrate and my girlfriend is like "pig men, ugh" and I'm just in hysterics cause I love the song, I loved my new antenna and I love being a "pig man".

Listening to the rest now, big thanks!

I'll Shoot You in the Ass with a BB gun. I think I heard it while watching Jackass.

I don't listen to modern country but I remember as a child there was "Jesus drop kick me over the goal post of life."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkKn5HrKgHQ[/youtube]

Toby Keith "As Good As I Once Was"

Brad Paisley "Online"
Brad Paisley "Ticks"
Kenny Chesney "Out Last Night"

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Uncle Hiram and the homemade beer
Makin' the best of a bad situation
4-wheel drive
Convoy
'Round the world with the Rubber Duck
5-minute love affair
Take This Job and Shove It!
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! [that cigarette]
A Boy named Sue
Rawhide [as performed by the Blues Brothers]
Dang me [they oughta take a rope an' hang me]
It was a formal wedding- white shotguns
Feudin' and Fightin'
Beans, Beans [I love my beans, better than spinach or turnip greens]

Ya done stomped on my heart
[and ya mashed that sucker flat--
you just sorta-
stomped on my aorta]

She got the goldmine, and I got the shaft
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I wanna kiss her but[t] - she won't let me
Get yer biscuits in the oven [and yer buns in the bed]
If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up
Ol' Ben Lucas [gotta lotta mucus, runnin' right outta his nose]
If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love
I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
One Piece At A Time [an' it didn't cost me a dime]

Much of the Asylum Street Spankers catalog could sort of count. Though it's much more progressive folk than Nashville country.

Songs include:
Hick Hop
Beer
Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV
Winning The War On Drugs
Why Do It Right?

"I Like Beer" by Tom T. Hall

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN7fGZW_BY[/youtube]

Truck Drivin' Song by Weird Al

The Presidents by Jonathan Coulton

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs&feature=PlayList&p=A95DC53D9613A7F7&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=3[/youtube]