Does anybody like watching The Two Ronnies? It's an old programme but it's got Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett in it. It's very funny and not rude. It's also very simple humour too.
Quote:
Do you have any problems with A - A bleeding nose, B - Getting up every morning, C - Terry Wogan, or A, B and C - Terry Wogan getting up your bleeding nose every morning?
Quote:
- Someone stole my calender.
- How long did he get?
- 12 months.
Also my signature is one of Corbett's quotes.
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If the phrase "you are what you eat" is correct, technically we must all be cannibals.