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Season 9
9.1 Brooke Kennedy returns
Brooke Kennedy comes back from the dead, she is over powered and evil and with a pixie mullet Brooke Kennedy flashes her boobs at Boobie and Boobie asks her if she’s all right. Kate Gregson asks her if she’s okay because she flashed her boobs at Boobie Brooke Kennedy kills the twin with Ehler’s Danlo Syndrome because he is not perfect the other one she gives to Bernadette saying “You can have this with if you want” Bernadette asks her if she is okay because she killed the twin with Ehler’s Danlo’s Syndrome and Mike Shiner asks her if she is all right, Helen remembers when the Boos were in a bag, Emmet Ben remembers getting in big trouble for getting tuna fish in Minnesotta, Brooke Kennedy accuses Louie of having farts for dinner but fails to explain what the hell that means. Louie asks her if she is okay because she said he had farts for dinner Brooke Kennedy puts poop on Don Billingsly’s tooth brush after he asks her if she wants to use the shower when he’s done with it
9.2 Back to Bangkok
Brooke Kennedy begs Cheryl and Elani to take her back to Bangkok, she pretends to have a Cataplectic attack and Cheryl asks her if she’s okay and Elani asks her if she is all right later she buys them vibrators Cheryl asks her if she is okay again and Elani asks her if she is all right again and says Erick has no personality and makes fun of Kenta for being Asian. Brooke Shy’s Lou Gehrig’s Disease takes a turn for it’s worst she is rushed to the hospital where she passes away. Brooke Kennedy accuses Don Billingsly of having Apple pie in a cup, Don Billingsly asks her if she’s all right, she also accuses Drew of having Pumpkin pie in a cup, Drew asks her if she is okay. Emmet Ben remembers when he was high on Expeterents, Helen remembers the Survivor game that they played when Emmet Ben was high on expeterents
9.3. Ughtt!!
Brooke Kennedy let’s out a sonic belch that kills the following people: Louie, Don Billingsly, Brian Chavaz, Mike Winchell, Boobie, Mike Shiner, Kate Gregson, Aunt Kathy, Annie, Sue Snell, Mark, Henry, Brandy, Fred, Simon, Kevin from work and Drew. Ricky asks her if she okay because she belched to which she responds no I’m not okay I have Ehler’s Danlo’s Syndrome. Jayden asks her if she is all right because she belched. Bernadette sits on a twin and suffocates them, Helen remembers the video on her phone she made of Halley taking a bath, Emmet Ben remembers when Helen asked if she had to like Brooke Meriwether
9.4. Bernadette’s purchase
Bernadette feels really guilty about sitting on a twin and purchases two lifelong packs of Zzzquil on Amazon, Brooke Kennedy accuses Eugene of having Macaroons for breakfast, Eugene asks her if she is all right because of that accusation and she tells him that she wishes he died in the holocaust. Erick asks her if she is all right because she said Eugene should die in a holocost. Helen remembers Brock Doty, Emmet Ben remembers Ethan Cole Chause
9.5. Brooke Kennedy’s Cold
Brooke Kennedy get’s a really weird cold that causes her to become bald, naked, floating, featureless, limbless, and resembling a giant turkey leg Jonathan asks her if she’s okay because of that weirdness. Emmet Ben remembers taking edibles, Helen remembers having Insomnia
9.6. Attack of the Giant Turkey leg
Brooke Kennedy attacks people in the form of a giant turkey leg thingy, she bops several people on the head, Jayden asks her if she is all right. Helen and Emmet Ben remember being non sentient during quarantine
9.7 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppp
Brooke Kennedy and Dylan fart in each other’s butts. Dylan asks her if she is all right because she farted in his butt, Bernadette waits and waits for her Zzquil to show up, but it does not Brooke Kennedy farts in Adam’s face, Adam asks her if she is all right Emmet Ben remembers when PPPPPpppppp saved the day, Helen remembers Flutes and their toots
9.8 The pilfered X’mas list
Brooke Kennedy steals Buddy’s X’Mas list, Buddy asks her if she is okay, Santa shows up and also asks Brooke Kennedy if she is okay. Bernadette’s first pack of Zzquill arrives in the mail she decides to wait for the second pack to come and take it all at once rather then taking it then, Helen remembers Skyler, Emmet Ben remembers pushing his painting
9.9 Happy Birthday to Me
The group celebrates Ricky’s birthday. Brooke Kennedy dumps cake and creamcicles in everyones lap. Karen asks her if she is okay because of that and Gretchen asks her if she is all right. Ricky admits that he did poorly in school and is rushed to the hospital when the group suspects he has Panecephalitis, Ricky is diagnosed with Panencephalitis Bernadette hides the Zzquill, Helen remembers when they got rid of Brooke Shy, Emmet Ben remembers his rude text regarding Brooke Alexander, Brock from Wildman and Lena
9.10. Stuck Pills
Brooke Kennedy sings the song the farmer and the Cowman should be friends from Oklahoma and forces Ethan. To dance with her, Ethan asks her if she is all right for that, Helen remembers the stuck pill, Emmet Ben remembers the stuck Pills, Bernadette’s second pack of Zzquil arrives, Lesley finds the zzquil and announces goody and Bernadette very condescendingly lectures her about how you shouldn’t yuck someone else’s yum
9.11 Bye Bye Bernadette
Bernadette takes all of the Zzquil at once and dies. Brooke Kennedy get’s naked in the hot tub and poops in it, Becket asks her if she is okay, she assumes it is about what happened at her wedding which she isn’t sure what, She endlessly grills Becket about what happened at the wedding, Adam slits his wrists about Bernadette and loses a ton of blood, Ricky’s health takes a turn for it’s worst, Brooke Kennedy scares Fanny by pretending to be the count and chanting cotton tail while poking her in the nose several times. Fanny asks her if she is okay because of that behavior, Emmet Ben remembers when he was constipated, Helen remembers going on field trips with her Grandma Winnie
9.12 That’s a terrific thing to say
Brooke Kennedy tells Caro “Cute Outfit” In a really creepy voice and when she says it she has sharp teeth, Caro asks her if she is all right and tells her that is a terrific thing to say, The group has a funeral for Bernadette, at the after party Brooke Kennedy does the following: licks the frosting off all of the cupcakes, takes a bite out of each and every single one of the deviled eggs, pulls the skin off the turkey, snot rockets in the lemonade, drools in the punch, crushes the potato chips, pokes a hole in the water melon, farts on the mini quiches, puts spanikopita in her pants, force feeds Emmet Ben a Falafel insisting that it is his favorite food, pees on the grapes, and even poops in the potato salad Candace asks her if she is okay about all of that and Jutta asks her if she is all right. Mike assumes she is just sad about Bernadette and is grieving in her own special way. Adam doesn’t die but suffers from brain damage and becomes a vegetable, Ricky slips into a coma, Helen and Emmet Ben remember when Toni came over after they quit Buddhist group, Kevin from Work remembers getting a gram cracker in his stocking
9.13 The Episode that is only Flashbacks aka The Pukisode
Helen remembers when Juliet died, Emmet Ben remembers when Romeo died, Helen remembers house sitting for Homer, Emmet Ben remembers getting accused of wandering at Roseaurs, Helen and Emmet Ben remember Music on Main, Emmet Ben remembers sharing a meatball sub with another reach client, Helen remembers when her dad got mad because she didn’t want to go to the climbing gym, Helen and Emmet Ben remember Emmet Ben’s Giant Ipod, Jesse remembers finding out what a studio apartment was, Candace remembers Giant raisins, Helen remembers hearing about her moms Bulimic roommate when she was 7, Caro remembers when Tequila turned out to be Ayahuasca, Becket remembers when a caterpillar turned out to be a bee with a stinger, Emmet Ben remembers when Isaac made him meatballs, Becket remembers when his sibling threw up on the chair” Emmet Ben remembers eating Salmon with his fingers, Helen remembers when her mom made her cookies, Helen remembers running into Emmet Ben down town, Bernadette remembers the no twins allowed meeting, Brandy remembers her and Brooke’s floating conversation about the following; how Sheyera and Bruces date was different than Brian and Ororo’s date, Brooke’s dream about how they decided they didn’t like Vampgirl and how Superman is a better roll model for little kids than Batman, Alan remembers when Jarad and Lauren threw up in the car, Emmet Ben remembers throwing up in the bath tub/bath mat, Brooke remembers when Brandy bossed her around about living in the moment regarding Grey’s Anatomy, Helen remembers the Matzo mess, Emmet Ben remembers the corn bread mess, Helen and Emmet Ben remember their fires, Becket remembers Paul Gipes sledding parties, Helen remembers when Someone interrupted her at Buddhist group, Alan remembers when he and Tracy played Lovable Lauren, Emmet Ben remembers when someone got mad at him at Buddhist group, Ethan remembers when a pig came into his classroom in preschool, Dylan remembers when a dog came into his classroom in High school, Helen remembers the first time she didn’t share toast and jam with Emmet Ben, Hannah remembers when her mom called her a f*****g c**t because she said ew about her walking around naked, Emmet Ben remembers the second time Helen didn’t share toast and jam with him, Emmet Ben remembers texting the Matt person at 3 in the morning to tell him he had the stomach flu and then getting in trouble for calling him at an inappropriate time, Emmet Ben remembers when Nora didn’t want to talk to the people at the ice cream shop because she had enough friends, Emmet Ben remembers when his library books disappeared, Mike Lane, Mike Winchell, Brooke Shy and Brooke Kennedy remember the book Don’t forget the Bacon, Brooke Kennedy remembers the Brooke Kennedy light, Sue Snell remembers when it smelled like Maple yogurt, Candace remembers the bird she thought was a skiier, Lesley remembers the buried fish treat, Candace remembers those people who she thought were riding horses but really they were just walking, Helen and Emmet Ben remember getting new bathing suits, Helen remembers the ret*d dinner, Helen remembers when Nora didn’t want to talk to the waitress at a Mexican restaurant because she had enough friends, Emmet Ben remembers having a cold during quarantine, Helen remembers the Magic Mike Box, Helen and Emmet Ben remember getting the Richard Scarry Movie, Helen remembers when Emmet Ben randomly decided he didn’t like her anymore, Helen remembers when when Emmet Ben laughed about the hard time on experterents, Emmet Ben remembers the tossed pills, Helen remembers when Halley kept jumping at Emmet Ben, Helen and Emmet Ben remember when Helen II wasn’t sure if she had to pee or not on the Minnesota trip, Helen and Emmet Ben remember the show about Pengalins, Jessa remembers getting offended because Helen said she put dolphins on a pedestal, Ethan remembers crying about the pancakes being little, Jessa and Caro remember their argument about God’s fit about Brock from Wildman, Emmet Ben remembers his fit about Brooke and Brandy, Helen remembers Rosh Hashanah at Sarah Phobos’s house, Dylan remembers a Beatle Bailey comic where someone pushed Beatle Bailey, Cheryl remembers the two times Georgie told her to sit in the kitchen, Helen remembers being terrified of the possibility that Emmet Ben might not like Stone, Brooke Shy remembers the best day of her life involving a conversation about Anime, Emmet Ben remembers making up the Brooke Alexander story, Helen remembers when Emmet Ben was gaslight regarding the Brooke Alexander story, Ethan remembers the day he turned 14
9.14 She’s evil she’s evil she’s evil
Brooke Kennedy ruthlessly kills a whole herd of Binturongs using every power she has, IBM62 asks her if she is okay because of the killing of the Binturongs, Ricky’s condition continues to get worse as does Adams, Emmet Ben remembers wandering at the Days Inn, Brick remembers joining the main group for a second to give an epically hilarious response regarding Emmet Ben’s fit. The response is Oh,
9.15 Mr Helen and Emmet Ben go to Grandma Mary’s place
Brooke Kennedy sneezes on Charlie whilst saying Magic Mike multiple times. Charlie asks her if she is all right because of that. She assures Charlie that she is absolutely not getting a cold and that it is so so so sweet to worry about her to which Charlie says that’s not even kind of why he asked. Helen remembers going to Grandma Mary’s Birthday, Emmet Ben remember’s going to visit Grandma Mary around Christmas
9.16 Several People die in this episode
Brooke Kennedy kills Mike Lane with every single one of her powers because he is eating grape nuts too loudly and it is annoying her, Ricky dies of Pannencephalitis, Adam dies of blood loss and brain damage, Helen remembers when Kai died, Emmet Ben remembers when Sorren died
9.17. Their Funerals
The group has a triple funeral for Ricky, Mike Lane and Adam. Brooke Kennedy ruthlessly teases Flora about how she liked Baringia when she was a kid. She wakes up the next morning and is morbidly obese weighing 2 hundred billion pounds, Katrina asks if she is all right because she is fat. Helen remembers when Emmet Ben ate the pizza rug, Emmet Ben remembers when Isaac fainted at the IMax
9.18. King sized Brooke Kennedy
Brooke Kennedy’s gains 200 billion more pounds she finds out at the hospital that it is because of brain damage caused by the stroke caused by Ehler’s Danlo’s Syndrome which completely wrecked her pituitary gland but Flora knows better she knows that it is because she made fun of Baringia. Despite everything Flora asks Brooke Kennedy if she is all right because she is fat Helen remembers when daylight savings was a whisper day, Emmet Ben remembers when Daylight savings was a whisper night
9.19. That One Carrot
Brooke Kennedy who has gained 200 billion pounds since the last episode get’s mad at Helen for eating a carrot too loudly, she takes it away from Helen, chews it up and spits it on the ground, Helen asks her if she is all right because of that. Emmet Ben remembers when Helen got mad at him for taking a bite of her ice cream after she told him not to, Helen remembers Mrs. Seal. Brooke Kennedy grows the thickest and longest beard humanly possible. Cheryl asks Brooke Kennedy if she is okay because she grows a beard and Brooke Kennedy gas lights her by saying she’s always had a beard and has always been morbidly obese, Cheryl asks her if she is okay because she is being gas lightly
9.20. Brooke Kennedy’s Party
Brooke Kennedy gains 200 billion pounds more and the group throws her a party for being the fattest person alive KimChi asks Brooke Kennedy if she is All right for being the fattest person alive. Emmet Ben remembers the worm moon, Helen remembers when Zunni stew was like the parody. Brooke Kennedy watches The Land Before Time as a morbidly obese heavily bearded person
9.21. Pop (Series finale)
Brooke Kennedy gains 200 billion more pounds and pops and blood and guts explode everywhere Becket asks her if she is okay and Helen says she is not okay she is dead to which Becket replies “Oh” Helen and Emmet Ben remember when they went to see the Jackie movie, Emmet Ben remembers the Christmas party at Rosauers
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