tinky wrote:
forget about christmas this is jackmas!
is it just me or did part of that look like a car commercial? maybe he's being held captive at a car dealership or something...
Yes, I think it was sponsored by Toyota...
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
So, you know, they want to cash in. Maybe he's being HIRED by American car companies to take out their Japanese competition by deliberatly starting a war between China and Japan, that somehow involves the United States, probably through Presidential Intrigue, Protectionist Tariffs, the Patriot Act, and MySpace. But because Jack isn't for sale, they have to FORCE him to do what they want, which means that he'll probably get to kill his boss, take down at least 40 people personally, and pretty much look super hot while doing it. Or maybe CHINA wants to use Jack to initiate and help lead a hostile takeover of the American economy by cashing in all of the American Bonds the Chinese government has been purchasing, therefore causing a global depression and anarchy, allowing them to easily conquer the world and set up a Chinese Hegemony, based out of L.A. because the weather is better.
Or I could just be really tired...
That's what I'll go with.
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