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05 Apr 2013, 3:17 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI[/youtube]

Some of you have seen this before, but those of you who haven't: Enjoy! :mrgreen:

Sthephenie Meyer is not a good writer, but she's a f*cking genious when it comes to making money.



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05 Apr 2013, 3:32 pm

Kurgan wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI[/youtube]

Some of you have seen this before, but those of you who haven't: Enjoy! :mrgreen:

Sthephenie Meyer is not a good writer, but she's a f*cking genious when it comes to making money.



:lmao: :lmao:

This is so true.



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05 Apr 2013, 3:45 pm

Twilight is the equivalent of a human vacuum cleaner, it blows and sucks at the same time.


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05 Apr 2013, 4:07 pm

I've only seen the movies but I liked them. I've always liked Vampire movies, I enjoy Werewolf movies even more, this one just happened to have both. Sure, there where romantic scenes and what not, but I enjoyed it over all. I do however wish that there was more of a vampire race variation because in most vampire movies I've seen there are other races too like Nosferatu compared to like.. A Dracula-like vampire.

All in all, I enjoyed the series.



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05 Apr 2013, 4:44 pm

Tsproggy wrote:
I've only seen the movies but I liked them. I've always liked Vampire movies, I enjoy Werewolf movies even more, this one just happened to have both. Sure, there where romantic scenes and what not, but I enjoyed it over all. I do however wish that there was more of a vampire race variation because in most vampire movies I've seen there are other races too like Nosferatu compared to like.. A Dracula-like vampire.

All in all, I enjoyed the series.

BLASPHAMER! There is not a single vampire in that entire series, just a bunch of immortal glitter covered teenage angst. Vampires don't sparkle, they drink blood, and they aren't such damn weaklings. Have you even read Dracula?

As for werewolves....well I quite frankly hate werewolves so I'll let you associate the series with werewolves all you want



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08 Apr 2013, 9:08 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... sNEC9OjiW0


try out the b-roll. try to spot any hidden depths to the film and save it in ur bowser :)



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17 Apr 2013, 5:19 pm

LexingtonDeville wrote:
Twilight is the equivalent of a human vacuum cleaner, it blows and sucks at the same time.

That is the best analogy I have ever heard! So true...



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18 Apr 2013, 5:07 pm

I suppose that Bela Lugosi is to blame. He began the whole "vampires are sexy" thing.



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18 Apr 2013, 10:33 pm

Kurgan wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI[/youtube]

Some of you have seen this before, but those of you who haven't: Enjoy! :mrgreen:

Sthephenie Meyer is not a good writer, but she's a f*cking genious when it comes to making money.


Apparently the Host is good, so apparently she actually is a decent writer.


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19 Apr 2013, 1:55 pm

This is funnier

Alex Reads Twilight



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19 Apr 2013, 9:15 pm

I never picked it up because I couldn't help but think of the vampire as a sparkly pedobear kind of guy. I couldn't bring myself to read a story that people had described as being about these two falling in love or whatever because it's a teenage girl and a century old sparklebeast.

I just... it's gross, you know? Romance is a hard sell for me, to begin with, so meh. I don't think I'll ever read Twilight.

That aside, that Alex Reads Twilight video is pretty funny!


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20 Apr 2013, 3:47 am

meems wrote:
I never picked it up because I couldn't help but think of the vampire as a sparkly pedobear kind of guy. I couldn't bring myself to read a story that people had described as being about these two falling in love or whatever because it's a teenage girl and a century old sparklebeast.

I just... it's gross, you know? Romance is a hard sell for me, to begin with, so meh. I don't think I'll ever read Twilight.

That aside, that Alex Reads Twilight video is pretty funny!


Watching the Alex reads Twilight videos gives a very good idea of what reading Twilight is actually like.



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20 Apr 2013, 3:58 am

This is funnier too:

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey



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20 Apr 2013, 10:00 am

That guys voice...it makes me moist.


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