Movies That Should Exist

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I've already made two threads on this site about my movie ideas and I'm in the mood to make more so here is a thread about my movie ideas and yours. I'm not sure if this thread will turn out alright but I might as well make it anyway.

The Land Before Time XIV: Asteroid of Doom
In this movie our heores would see an asteroid coming towards earth. The creators of every Land Before Time sequal would show up in the film and apologise to the viewer for ruining Don Bluth's original animated masterpiece. The asteroid would then kill everyone.

Michael Bay's Twister
This would be a film by Michael Bay that would be loosely based on the 1996 film. It starts out like the 1996 film but then two tornadoes use giant boxing gloves that appeared out of nowhere to beat each other up. There are also two human characters in the movie but they are played by bad actors. Godzilla then rises out of the Mississippi river for no reason and starts breathing his atomic breath on the tornadoes, which hurts the tornadoes for no reason. At the end of the movie the moon explodes because Michael Bay said so.

The History Channel Movie
Hugh Roland from Ice Road Truckers starts to wonder why he is on History Television so he drives his truck to the History Channel headquarters and discovers that the History Channel is run by aliens who want to make humans hate themselves by doing three things:
1. Constantly Reminding Humans of Hitler
2. Taking Credit For Everything That Ancient Humans Actually Did
3. Putting Shows on the History Channel That Aren't About History

Hugh beats up all the aliens and then the leader of the aliens - Robot Hitler - appears. Hugh pushes over Robot Hitler and reads something on the bottom of Robot Hitler's foot that says "Made in China by Homosexuals". When Robot Hitler discovers that he was not created by heterosexual whites, he melts like the Wicked Witch of the West.

At the end of the movie, David Icke shows up and explains that all of this was predicted by Nostradamus who was a reptillian.

Feel free to add your own movie ideas here.

Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Michael Caine, James Spader, Lea Thompson, and Diane Wiest in a seedy psychological sci-fi thriller made in the eighties filled with swearing, upper class hedonism, symbolism and messed-up imagery. With a synth soundtrack.

[youtube] Mod. edit: video redacted because it contains unfiltered swearwords. [/youtube]

'nuff said.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Part 2
This would be sequel to the classic Disney film. It takes place ten years after then end of the original film. Snow White divorces the prince and gains control of the kids and house. The prince moves back in with his parents and becomes an achoholic. This film deos not have a happy ending.

Diomedes and Glaucus
This would be a movie about Diomedes and Glaucus, who, according to Greek mythology, were friends even though they were on opposite sides of the Trojan War. This would be an epic story about friendship winning against warmongering.

LOL JUST KIDDING That will never be a movie because that would be an awesome movie and nobody like good movies.

Disney's Beauty and the Beast 2
Totally ignoring the events of those lame DTV sequels, this movie should have Prince whatever his name is find himself back in time before he met Belle and he should be the Beast again and his servents would be enchanted objects again and they and Belle and everyone else except the Beast should forget about the events of the first movie and the Beast will have to make Belle fall in love with him all over again but maybe she's engaged to Gaston.

A Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty
I'm aware of that Maleficent movie with Angelina Jolie coming out in 2014 but I still think this should happen. It should have an X-Men First Class type feel to it. Maleficent in the beginning should be good at first and should be friends with Flora the red fairy and they should have sort of a Disney Princess look. Then Flora meets the other 2 fairies and Maleficent (or perhaps she should have a different name to begin with) grows jealous and starts to go down the dark path that would lead to the events of the actual film. Aurora's parents should be written into the story as well.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
A film version of the classic tv show would be kinda awesome and it should be a bit more adult orientated and I don't mean like sex and strong language. Make it for the fans of the original series who are now in their 20's. It would feature the orignal 5 and Rita Repulsa as the main villain.

Twister 2

Jurassic Park 4

2061: Odyssey Three

3001: The Final Odyssey

A remake of Dune

A remake of Revenge of the Nerds

A movie based off of the Oregon Trail computer game

A movie loosely based on the Magic School Bus books

A Carmen San Diego movie

A re-release of the original Land Before Time, with the 10 minutes of cut footage edited back into the movie.

Stanley Kubrick's Aryan Papers. That should have been made and it should still be made.

Samurai Jack

Maus

A properly finished version of The Thief and the Cobbler (the recobbled cut doesn't count)

Disney's Newt, Wild Life and their adaptation of Mort

"The further Adventures of Andre and Wallace" - an animated sequel to "My Dinner with Andre"

"Tender Mercies 2 - Back to the Bottle"

"The Little Lebowski" - a metaphysical exploration of size relationships as expressed through post modern film noir.

dreamworks bought the rights to this one.

Regular Movie
This would be a movie based off the hit animated tv series Regular Show. I've taken quite a liking to this hilarious and I think it deserves a motion picture.

Scooby Doo
It should be a 2D animated movie and it should not only be funny but also a bit darker much like the new Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. I'm not saying it should be set in the same universe as that show but a stand alone and it should have a few sub plots like a romance between Fred and Daphne.

Futurama
The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy and Futurama are my four favourite animated shows and since The Simpsons and South Park have theatrical movies attached to them and Family Guy has one on the way it only makes sense that Futurama has one as well. An epic space adventure with alot of laughs.

Thundercats
I've never seen the orignal 80's show though I've heard the theme song alot of times i have seen and taken quite a liking to the new series and it's only makes sense that a movie come of this. It should either be live action or motion capture.

Generator Rex
A live action movie of the cartoon series would be quite enjoyable to watch though humour I would want in the movie it shouldn't be like Spy Kids funny if you call that funny but more like say Spider-man or Avengers funny.

The Worst Witch
An adaptation of the Jill Murphy books might be some sort of entertainment and they could do it in one of two ways. I've never read the books but I think one of them was read to me and others years ago in school but I did use to watch the tv series on CITV in the 90's and when I look at it now it's kinda really strange in a way I can't explain but still kinda watchable because of that but anyway here are the two ways. One is to spice it up a bit with maybe a bit of a Harry Potter feel to it (never read those books either but have seen the movies) or maybe a little Hobbit to it (currently in the middle of reading that book) though maybe not that far. The second way is that instead of a live action movie it could be a stop motion animated movie like Frankenweenie and Coraline, you know a bit of a Tim Burton feel to it.

How about a movie that features Communist Christians?

I would pay to see that.

I liked Roger Ebert's idea for The Poseidon Adventure 2 - after everybody makes it to the bottom of the boat, another wave comes flipping it over again, and then they have to fight their way back to the top. Hell, yeah!

A remake of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids .

i propose a sci fi move where Klaatu and his Robot Gort come to Earth to start in illegal hooch distillation operation. I entitle it -The Day the Earth Still Stood-.

ruveyn

Stingray
The Gerry Anderson submarine in a full length high budget movie
The Race to Button Moon
Movie based on the 80's UK puppet show. President Brush believes that the Bottle Army are hiding WMDs on the dark side of Button moon. Can Mr Spoon warn them in time?
Collapse of the Trap Door
Stop motion film where an Earthquake collapses the castle into the cavernous hill below.

A reboot of Jurassic Park which uses more up-to-date ideas about dinosaurs. I want to see a terrifying T-Rex with feathers!

A film adaption of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew and adaptions of Little Men and Jo's Boys starring the cast of the 1994 adaption of Little Women.