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23 Nov 2012, 3:39 pm

There are some scenes that I found to be funny from Batman here are mine.

Bruce Wayne: You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
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Joker: So gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom, uh resurfaces, I'm the acting President, and I say starting with this anniversary festival, we run the city into the ground.
Ricorso: Why don't we hear this from Grissom?
Rotelli: Yeah. And what's with that stupid grin?
Joker: Life's been good to me.
Rotelli: What if we say no?
Joker: Well, Tony, nobody wants a war. If we can't do business, why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
Rotelli: Yeah?
[shakes hands with the Joker and begins to get electrocuted]
Joker: Yeah.
Rotelli: [Shakes hands with The Joker and starts to get electrocuted]
Joker: Whoo! Whoo! Oh, I got a live one here.
[starts to laugh hysterically]
Joker: [singing] Oh, there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
Joker: Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
Ricorso: You're crazy.
Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
[He begins to laugh again and mops sweat from his brow, exposing a patch of chalk-white flesh]



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23 Nov 2012, 4:03 pm

Haha, that exact scene is legitimately my favorite scene in the film...for some reason, seeing it as a kid, it really stuck with me.


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23 Nov 2012, 4:52 pm

Bruce Wayne to The Joker: "YOU WANNA GET NUTS. Come on lets get nuts.



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23 Nov 2012, 7:23 pm

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.

Vicki Vale: What do you want?
Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.

There is more but heck, those are my favourite lines besides the one mentioned earlier.



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23 Nov 2012, 7:32 pm

My favourite action scene was the one where batman fight's the Joker's goon with the two swords.It's pretty short but i like it.

Skip to 4:06
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T78lwKBIQYs[/youtube]



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24 Nov 2012, 3:01 pm

"Bob? Gun."



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25 Nov 2012, 5:23 pm

"My Balloons", "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HE HAD ONE OF THOSE...THINGS".