Post some of the most laughably bad dialogue in film history

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I shall begin with the most memorably bad line from a festival of bad dialogue, Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones; "Around the survivors a perimeter create!"

Robin in Batman And Robin: "I want to make sure you’re serious about turning over a new leaf."

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
-Lucas Barton, The Wizard

Considering the Angry Video Game Nerd's review on the Power Glove, it actually was bad (and not in a good way).

Also from Attack of the Clones:

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Plan 9 from Outer Space Quotes

Need I say more?

From the movie "Rebecca" -
"I love you, awfully."

That's the movie made from the book Rebecca that starts
"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again"

From Zombi Holocaust, aka Doctor Butcher MD

- In the Molottos, do the natives practice cannibalism?
- All primitive peoples practice it, without exception.

Batman and Robin: Every single Schwarzenegger pun.

This is a pretty awful line from Batman Forever that I find very funny.

The Riddler: "Batman's one and only partner! This acrobat-turned-orphan likes Saturday Morning Cartoons, and dreams of one day being.... bare naked with a girl!"

I could have sworn I heard Riddler said 'Fatman' in that line.

How about this? 'Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, B****!' From X-Men: The Last Stand.

Every single pun in the Schumacher Batman films. However, this one takes the trophy....

"Or do i need skin tight vinyl and a whip?" Nicole Kidman trying to be sexy, but only ends up cringeworthy.

This is why the Christopher Nolan trilogy wipes the floor with Schumacher's AWFUL films.

Yeah that one was pretty bad too. I think she was trying to reference Catwoman from Batman Returns, but it ended up sounding like she was implying that Batman was into S&M.

Which is why I would take any decent quotes from the Dark Knight Trilogy over the Schumacher puns anyday of the week.

Meh, I still perfer Schumacher's movies over Nolan's movies. But I'm a guy who actually likes crappy movies. I mean I have quite a few B movies and mockbusters on my shelf like Hell of the Living Dead which is one of my favorite zombie movies of all time.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." 'Nuff said.

Also, the "You complete me." and the "You had me at 'hello'." bits from Jerry McGuire. I'm sorry, but I just don't like it.