the dumbest thing I've heard was "Your vessel is responsible for a disaster in my century, a temporal explosion that will destroy all of Earth's solar system. I've come back in time to prevent that occurrence. My mission is your destruction. You must not resist! from Star Trek: Voyager
t's like home to you came to visit Hannibal Lecter and said to you, "my mision is quartered your body and consuming it. You must not resist. Gentleman and Ladies please!