"I survived.... (a particularly bad film or television

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Douglas_MacNeill
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27 Feb 2008, 3:40 pm

I survived Ishtar

(Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Isabelle Adjani... yeah, [i]that[i] film.)



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27 Feb 2008, 4:01 pm

I almost didn't survive 'Blankman" (Kevin Bacon...I think...) :?



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27 Feb 2008, 4:21 pm

If movies I saw on an MST3K episode count, I survived some Mexican movie about Santa Claus battling the devil, creatively titled "Santa Claus."

Otherwise, I survived Crossroads, Sleepover, Little Man, You Got Served, and High School Musical.



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27 Feb 2008, 4:56 pm

I survived Sideways. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I was in the theatre and would've walked out, but I would not have had a ride home if I did.


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27 Feb 2008, 4:59 pm

I survived The Illusionist and Sunshine.


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27 Feb 2008, 7:51 pm

I survived freddy vs jason and Once upon a time in America, I only survived The Sixth Sense because I was the only dope in the theatre (I was 15 or 16) that didn't get it. I felt like Joey from Friends! :oops:



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27 Feb 2008, 7:54 pm

Sovemp wrote:
I survived Sideways. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I was in the theatre and would've walked out, but I would not have had a ride home if I did.


If sideways is one of your bad movies, I'd like to hear what you think's good.


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27 Feb 2008, 9:27 pm

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27 Feb 2008, 11:20 pm

I barely survived Be kind, Rewind today, thankfully jack black was in it.


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27 Feb 2008, 11:21 pm

I survived The Ringer thought it wasn't funny at first but then realize it was funny afterwards lol.


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28 Feb 2008, 3:10 am

Basshead wrote:
I survived The Illusionist and Sunshine.


I loved those movies!

I survived Pulp Fiction ... for about 20 minutes.



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28 Feb 2008, 10:07 am

Sideways was filmed on the Central Coast of California, the area in which I lived. Another movie I could see only five minutes of before I said, "This is dumb." The language was also crass and filthy.

I survived (barely): The 40 Year Old Virgin; Zoolander; There's Something About Mary; Kangaroo Jack; Meet the Fockers; Independence Day and a legion of other terrible films.



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28 Feb 2008, 4:20 pm

I survived Dragonheart: A New Beginning, Kangaroo Jack, John Carpenter's sorry-ass bastardization of Christine (sorry, folks), Epic Movie and Dragon Wars.



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28 Feb 2008, 7:59 pm

I survived The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.


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28 Feb 2008, 8:26 pm

I survived The Thin Red Line. Not only was it a waste of 3 hours of my life, the film literally MELTED in the projector with about 5 minutes before the ending! :evil:


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29 Feb 2008, 3:04 pm

i used to work in a movie theater

i survived:
- Maid in Manhattan
- Enough
- Daredevil
- Pearl Harbor
- Gigli
- Pluto Nash
- Ecks vs Sever
- From Justin to Kelly
- Master of Disguise
- Daddy Day Care
- Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio

if we're talking movies i PAID to see though, i survived:
- The Thin Red Line
- The Black Dahlia
- Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
- The Blair Witch Project
- Speed 2 Cruise Control


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