your favourite family guy quotes

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27 Jan 2009, 5:49 am

right guys what's your favourite family guy quotes are

"peter griffin's got a moustache" and "you're not the girraffe from last night get outta here!"

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27 Jan 2009, 5:53 am

I dunno, can't think of any specific...

but I do I love family guy, It's great.

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27 Jan 2009, 8:12 am

Wo, wo, wo, woh, woh, wo, wo...Lois, this is not my Batman glass

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27 Jan 2009, 10:58 am

"you cant spell overeacting without ovary...cuz ur a girl!"-Peter

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27 Jan 2009, 11:02 am

"Would you also like a satellite that can stratch your ass with a laser beam from space?!"

:lol:

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27 Jan 2009, 11:30 am

Butt scratcher?

Butt scratcher!

"What do you need me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy cause I gotta tell you, I'm married!"

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27 Jan 2009, 4:35 pm

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

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27 Jan 2009, 4:43 pm

Stewie, "_______"

Brian, "I'm telling."

Stewie, "What? I said vacuum!"

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28 Jan 2009, 2:55 am

digger1 wrote:

Stewie, "_______"

Brian, "I'm telling."

Stewie, "What? I said vacuum!"

what did he say? i know he didnt really say anything but what is it implying?

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28 Jan 2009, 3:57 am

"hiiiiiiiiiii, kyle!" -Herbert
"Butt Scratcher! butt scratcher!" -Peter
"This guys got a monkey scrotum and hes braggin about it!" -Peter
"Whats the point of all that?! AAH! All it does is shoot ya! That doesnt make breakfast at all!" -Peter
"Oh, Look at me! Im walkin'! im a remarkable man!" -Peter, Jealous of joe, Series 1

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28 Jan 2009, 8:18 am

HerroPrz wrote:

digger1 wrote:

Stewie, "_______"

Brian, "I'm telling."

Stewie, "What? I said vacuum!"

what did he say? i know he didnt really say anything but what is it implying?

It was implying that he said "**** you".

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28 Jan 2009, 10:31 am

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Stewie_Griffin

That's just for starters really, it's such a great show. A one point I thought...

YOU!

*epic fight ensues*

Sorry about that, where was I? At one point I thought it was going downhill but then it really surprised me and got much better

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28 Jan 2009, 11:33 am

"I was in the bathroom! The kwansid hut!? the newspaper kiosk?! Decoys, lois! DE-E-E-ECOYS!!" -Peter, under the impression he's "Electric man"

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