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Here's a video my band made. I think it's pretty funny. And no, I'm not the guy (well, you'll see what I mean).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddyRHleiR20[/youtube]

The Case of the Irritating 'O'

Improvised silent comedy involving an annoying 'O'!

Took hours to make.

Sadly, some details were lost in the double compression.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FggAwVmayXI[/youtube]

Asperger syndrome traits, auditory processing disorder, flat affect

Just mumbling a lot about not a lot (again...)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFU-a6CEG2o[/youtube]

Details:
Waffling on about not a lot as usual!

Woah, what happened to the picture quality?! Sorry about that. There's not much to see anyway and it hides some of the tics And I don't know why I keep randomly pulling my cheek and lips lol.

I had to film this in parts, so the picture and the speech direction might jump around a bit!

Oh, and I'm not entirely sure what that noise near the beginning is, but it's NOT me letting off!
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Transcript (because my speech is not very clear again! Sorry!):

I'm a bit confused because I have lots of traits of Asperger's syndrome(or Asperger's [with a hard 'g'] is the correct term...erm...correct pronunciation), like...I don't have...I don't know...just...I'm hopeless at the whole social thing. I've got about like two proper main friends and a few more sort of acquaintances and...

I know they'll be some stupid people who'll come on and say 'get your arse and actually do something' but, like, it doesn't work like that. Like, I have actually tried to make friends. And other things like I don't fit into the actual category of...like the...I don't fulfil the criteria for Asperger's. So, it's a bit of a mystery. I think it just goes with the Tourette syndrome [and the general neurological dodginess!] and it's really horrible.

And I have other things [traits of Asperger's] as well, not just just the social thing, but...I think...I don't have like major obsessions. I had one major obsession once. I have like interests which come and go, but so does everyone else, so that's not part of it. I don't fulfil that part of the criteria.

I think I have a bit of a flat affect or a bit of a weird affect, which is not...I have not got schizophrenia. Because that's commonly associated with flat affect.

I kind of...there's a point where...most of my emotions seem to be negative, so I go from really irritable and upset and everything to normal. And then I can know I'm happy, but I don't kind of fully feel happy, apart from like at one point where I might go really high...well, not high, but my emotions will go high, and then I'll have like a small amount of that feeling and then it goes back down to normal and just knowing I'm happy. There's a like a gap [unintelligable mumble]. I don't know...it's got really worse recently, lately, and also...

I also have auditory processing disorder I thnk because certain sounds like a helicopter - it's like really obvious what the sound is but, or like an alarm or something and I'm like, 'what's that sound? It's like really familiar...it's like...' and me a while to get it [and it's really obvious once I've worked it out] and...apart from on these videos, I talk to loudly apparently [looks out window] and there's like [cut in filming].

And apparently like I often [pronounced a bit weirdly?] I often...well I do often feel like annoyed or irritable or angry [unintelligable mumble], but I apparently sound really cross a lot of the time when I'm not.

I've...I find it difficult sometimes to use the phone - to hear what people are saying. [Twists neck] sorry.

What else? Loads of things I can't remember, I can't think of them at the moment. Erm, yeah, can't think of them at the moment.

Back to the Asperger's thing...I don't know, because I can read body language and facial language and I do know the signs to give back, but I still have a problem with it and I think that's why I wouldn't actually fit the criteria [video cuts off].
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Sorry for all the 'like's in there!

None of my videos are for comedy of sympathy. If you are looking for something to laugh at, please go elsewhere.

If you have any (polite, respectful, genuine, mature) questions, please go ahead and ask and I'll do my best to try and answer them for you

On the till

An improvised monologue about working on a till which will hopefully mean something to the millions of people who have to deal with the boredom of such a job and put up with the annoying customers (who actually pay our wages, but oh well).

At one point I say 'Smiths card' which was an accidental reference to WHSmith who I worked for on a temporary contract (which kept getting extended because they ddidn't want me to leave).

Sorry about the poor sound quality - it was filmed on a digital camera. You'll have to turn it up quite a bit!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QdQsBv0Sw4[/youtube]

I wasn't sure I'd posted this before or not. Sorry if I have.

i will post a video link to my shoes.

my face is usually dead pan and i have no expression and i look moronic in expression to some.

to others, my face makes them agree with whatever i say.

some find me "cute" and will happily try to not offend me.
i do not trust their words.
some want to exploit my expressionless face and say nothing is going through my mind.

others do not like my silly way of talking.

what "blasted well" ever.
they are "blasted plastered bastards"


so i will show my shoes.

i want to be judged on the content of my ideas and do not want a tainted view by people who see what i "look like".

that is why i like forums (fora?)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FaGHW5ygN0


edit: the point is my feet are back to front versions of each other in the same way that the shoes i bought were.

2 "back to fronts" make a "front to back" (which is normalcy)

it is 1:26am so i am off for a mild slumber.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo1Bnrssc-Y[/youtube][/quote]

Wow! You're good, Carl. You make it look so effortless.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2hlORUElE[/youtube]

Here is one I uploaded last night, I am riding the brown and white horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9aSVJKQkGM

I just uploaded this a few minutes ago. It's the only one that actually has the focus on me that I have currently uploaded. There are a few videos where my voice can be heard in the background, however.

The reason why I am wearing a hat is because I recently recieved an awful haircut.
I will not take any hatless pictures or videos until my hair grows back to normal.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvxKjF2MDqg[/youtube]

Your accent is awesome!

how do iz get it