I just don't get why you chose to call yourself "Felching", instead of possibly 'Felcher', or 'Felchee', maybe 'Felchette', 'Felchfrau', 'Felchetta', or 'Felcherino'. 'Felchmeister' would even be better than "Felching", wouldn't it?
As you continue to post, we will be better able to know if you're simply not speaking Americanese as a native language or if you're just really strange.
To be honest I can't think of a single thing that I hate, where people survive the outcome.
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It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.