Hello brothers and sister, my name Sadsquatch. It first time here. Found on yahoo. Let me tell you about life.
Growing up has been tough. It like staying up really late watching Rocko's Modern Life all night instead of doing your homework, then trying to do it in the last 6 minutes extra procrastinatedly, only find out you dont know any of answers, but it multiple choice! You remember someone tell you that statistically most answers (C) rather than (B), (A), or (D), so you mark up the paper with advice, not able to listen to own instinct regarding truth and success.
Uh-Oh! Sadsquatch find out answer (C) mean nothing in Aristotalian discussion group. Every other learner get (B), even Sadsquatch cousin Abolitionist Snowman who cross-eyed and can't read as fast put (B). Fail. Sadsquatch doodle picture of dunce Cap. Sadsquatch bang head against brick wall after class for half hour just to stop think evil thoughts. Sadsquatch put answer C every time but never get answer B.
Now know answer B, Sadsquatch put it next time maybe. But never can explain essay format, only multiple choice question answer.
Want to get drivers license so bad. Cry after riding in car think about it so much. Sadsquatch Dad say it not so hard, Abolitionist Snowman did it and he crosseyed three years ago. Sadsquatch try get license 3 years ago and crash into parked car on right side of road. Sadsquatch dad say stay left on road more. Never get drivers license. Always passenger. ={
Sadsquatch get angry sometimes and go to forest. Sadsquatch pick up huge boulder and throw it at tree. Sadsquatch miss alot, make more angry. Never break tree. Tree always stronger than Sadsquatch.
Sadsquatch want hit on cute Bear from forest. Sadsquatch not have any cool talent. Sadsquatch know if had license would not need cool talent, just take out in sweet mustang and get laid easy like TV star. Alas, no license.
Sadsquatch just want to have friend. He all alone all day long every day. Try be better with strangers. Try get license. That sadsquatch 3 primary goals in life.