04 Sep 2004, 4:30 am
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06 Sep 2004, 5:33 pm
Thanks, Magic. it's been a whole week since that happened, and they still leave me alone. they haven't been able to get me this weekend, because i was in St. Louis. we went up to visit family, and we got to see the Navy Blue Angels at an airshow. it was great, only i think that it was a little to loud (six jets with dual engines flying right over our heads at 500 feet altitude, for pete's sake. 
) we were planning to go swimming, to, but we didn't. Shame. i would had loved to go back to Hurricane Harbor at Six Flags St. Louis.
Speaking of "Hurricane Harbor", give my regards to the people of Florida.
They're really out of luck, with Hurricane Charley weakening them, Frances still thrashing them off the west coast, and Ivan yet to come: all three stronger than the previous one. ive got family in Florida, and my grandparents are now living out of Grandpa's cargo semi truck( he works for a transport company) until their house is repaired. i'm sure that Ivan will level what Charley and Frances missed. im wishing them luck, and i hope that you will, too.
CUL,
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07 Sep 2004, 5:21 am
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10 Sep 2004, 4:46 pm
Thanks, Magic. As far as im concerned, the law is on my side, since ive never gotten in trouble with the police (and i dont cry wolf to them either, unlike what Chunk did on The Goonies 
)Anyways, i havent been picked on since, if you dont count a few harsh verbal exchanges (Hector says Im ret*d? look in the mirror, Mr IQ = 12! 
). any ways i made a great acheivement today: i got through all my classes without a hitch without my aide withthree substitutes! 
(or rather, two subs, but one taught two classes.) i tried to celebrate with a ride on my electric scooter, but it blew a tire on my twelve millionth lap, and now im 
at the people at the scooter store for screwing it up (first a battery defect, then a blown fuse, then a screwedup headlight/signal system, and now this! ) Any ways, just Wanted to check in. Archmage, signing off!
Beep hey what the beep you stupid beep computer isnt letting me offline beep what the beep are you beep doing beep you stupid beep screwed up beep whaddia mean thers a virus beep get the beep off my beep screen you beep whaddia mean this computer will beep self-destruct in 5 beep seconds? get the beep out of here you mother beep screwed up beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep boom crackle
11 Sep 2004, 2:14 pm
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24 Sep 2004, 3:43 pm
Hello, Meg. Im sorry I never wrote back to you. ive just been extremely busy busy lately. i think its cool that you like the HP series. i still like them, but i am having to read elsewhere because ive read all 5 about twelve thousand times and im waiting for #6 to come, which wont be for a while. ive never heard of the Witches Chillers series, though. ill have to check that out.
Incidentally, have you heard of the seiries called The Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey? They are my newest favorites. Its about these space colonists who are looking for a planet to live on to get away from Earth and Alpha Centauri 1. they land on an earth-like planet in the Rukbat system... only to find that the planet is under siege! Tiny spores that fall from the sky like silver threads (hence the name Thread)
turn into mindless, slug-like organisms that devour anything living in their path. the colonists notice that the only way to kill Thread is by setting it on fire. they also notice that the small, winged lizards that inhabit the planet work together to attempt to kill Thread; they congregate at Threadfalls, breathe fire on it(big hint), and teleport between to safety. The colonists then realized that the only way to survive the invasion of Thread is to create...But i wont spoil the ending. the books are really great, even if they do contain slight profanity and *ahem* sexual references. those can be ignored or bleeped over. they make for some great reading.
Thanks for thinking im cool. you're kinda cool yourself.
Oh, by the way, i just did a mock job interview for my economics class. it was kinda fun. we had to play ourselves 10 years into the future. i applied for a job as a meteorologist for the project. i had a resum`e and everything. it was kinda cool. i think i am really going to be a mmeteorologist in the future.
Ive got to go. i have homework to do. 
Signing off,
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This is my (not-so) star-crossed tale...
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02 Oct 2004, 8:50 pm
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05 Oct 2004, 5:42 pm
05 Oct 2004, 6:07 pm
LOL!! !! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!! !! !!
(though I hope you arent hurt..... 
)
Did you have bully problems? I did until yesterday!! !!
It was on the bus, these two bullies like to make fun of me because I am smarter than them, and this time they started touching my seat after getting mud all over them, and guess what I did......
I scooped up the mud and shoved it onto their heads!! !!
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06 Oct 2004, 4:48 pm
Soooooo.......She thinks im second rate, eh? I know she likes me, but she's already got a boyfriend, so before she goes with me, she has to break up with this puny 7th grader....perhaps i can hasten this process....heh heh heh. Oh. sorry. i wasn't paying attention. you see, i was plotting. an evil, dastardly plot it is, too, that i have been thinking of. you see, there's this girl that i have a crush on at my school, and, after a few conversations with her friends, i found out that she already has a boyfriend, but thinks of me as "second place". So, before she goes out with me, this boy has to go. Heh Heh Heh.....Time for Operation Star Split!
OPERATION: STAR SPLIT
PHASE I
Find good, trustworthy ally that is persuasive and an eligible boy.
PHASE II
Ask ally to pose as target's girlfriend's boyfriend.
PHASE III
Spread rumor to target that ally is girl's boyfriend.
PHASE IV
IF...
...TARGET DISBELIEVES RUMOR
Find another ally.
...TARGET CONFRONTS/BREAKS UP WITH GIRL
Comfort girl during period of distress and hope she takes the hint.
...TARGET CONFRONTS/FIGHTS ALLY
Hunker down, lie low, and hope that the resulting fiasco doesn't bring all the fires of Hell crashing about your ears. 
There you have it. Idiot-proof in design. i just hope it works....
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06 Oct 2004, 8:36 pm
HAHA!! !! !
I dont think it works that way...
My friend Connor has been planning to ask me out for weeks, but he is too chicken.
09 Nov 2004, 7:22 pm
This same prob archmage thanks fur tha advice
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05 Dec 2004, 12:46 pm
06 Dec 2004, 11:43 am
I will not divulge my true name to this site, or i will be at the mercy of the bane of the supernatural, the abnormally cruel people that work at the disonorable American organization known as Area 51(although they concentrate most of their time and resources on unmasking the extraterrestrials). However, I will tell you this: i am 13 years of age (i am the youngest archmage ever!) am currently in the 8th grade of normal school, and have been classified by "psychologists"(non-magical doctors that try to understand the mind) as having "Aspeger's Syndrome"(the non-magical name for the symptoms of possessing a magical gift). As my name, intro, and message implies, i am obsessively interested in anything that has to do with magic. My favorite book/movie/game series are: Harry Potter (obviously), The Lost Years of Merlin, The Legend of Zelda, and Protector of the Small (i know its a girly book but i do not care). I hope that i will find some friends here, preferably some with simalar interests. if you would like to chat, send me a private message and i will contact you when i see you are online on this site.
By the way, an archmage is a "boss wizard". they are more powerful and know more than most wizards, and can teach them.
P.S. i am not really a wizard, i just like to imagine i am. Or do I?
P.P.S. I happen to know how to read and write runes. i would send you a sample, but this !$#!@#% computer doesn't have a scanner, and i cant seem to find a font/language setting that can type runes. i got this ability by reading another one of my favorite books, The Hobbit.
Does that mean real life magicians intrigue you starting the with the real merlin Ambrosius Arelius (A candidate for King Arthur or his father, he had a preminition about the current King Vortigern, whose character is similar to Mordred), Harry Houdini, George Meilies (magician and movie fx inventor, they still have not figured some of his tricks over a hundred years later), Blackwell, Imhotep ( who was the father of the Egyptian pyramid and thought by some of his time to have magical abilitiies. Even in movies he is the inspiration for the original Mummy movie and like the remake, he is shown to be casting spells.), "The Wizard of Menalo Park" (Thomas Alva Edison's nickname by some), Väinämöinen from the Finnish epic Kalevala (ancient mythical or real life inspiration for Gandalf from Lord of the rings, Aregorn was inspired by Beowulf, Finnish was also the inpiration for the Elven language), Tituba, or Zhang Jiang in Ancient China, or other stories like "Isle of the Dead" by Roger Zelazney,"Sword and the Stone", the tales of Aladin, "The Wizard of Oz", "The Lion, the Witch, and Wardrobe", or movies like "Warlock", "Time Bandits", and "Willow", or games like Dungeons and Dragons, Final Fantasy, Dungeon, Magic the Gathering, or Summoner?
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