underwater wrote:
What's with the fashionable hairdos? I can't have short hair on account of being unable to style it. All I can manage is a ponytail, and don't get me started on makeup.
How do you guys do it?
Ikr?
I wear makeup now but it doesn't look nearly as good as other people's lol. Pretty much for my hair it goes in s ponytail or a bun. Or somewhere in between that.
Kudos to any of you that style your hair or wear your makeup good (instead of spending half an hour only to end up looking like you spent 5 minutes... like me).
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