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10 Oct 2019, 7:23 am
bhawk wrote:
smudge wrote:
bhawk wrote:
Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
You have a friendly face. I like that. I love your dog.
Have him, and the other two, theyre cute but theyre dicks!
Awww, why?!
bhawk
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Age: 37
Gender: Male
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Location: County Durham
11 Oct 2019, 12:28 pm
smudge wrote:
bhawk wrote:
smudge wrote:
bhawk wrote:
Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
You have a friendly face. I like that. I love your dog.
Have him, and the other two, theyre cute but theyre dicks!
Awww, why?!
My oldest b***h is utterly entitled. Recently we had a chinese. About 3am she woke me up stamping her feet as if she wanted to go out, i took her downstairs and opened the front door. She walked into the living room, just to check if there was any left over chinese!
This is the same dog that demands her food and as soon as shes had it will create a fuss until i let her upstairs because she just wants to curl up and sleep in luxury.
My second b***h is a bull cross lurcher, she constantly steals things and stashes them in the garden, games console controllers, shoes, my tools, my coats etc. She also has a habit of eating remote controls. No matter how well we hide them she will always find a way to get them and destroy them. we're onto remote control number 25 for the tv now! I have literally spent more money on remote controls than i did buying her!
My youngest, the dog in the photo is astro, a saluki cross greyhound. I got the front garden re-turfed. He decided he would run in circles so sharp that it dug a large mud circle into the grass. He also loves digging, including under the ferret hutch which led to the hutch nearly falling over! He also has no concept of personal space and even while im on the laptop will climb and stand on my lap (hes a big dog) and just stand there no matter how much i shout at him....
Theyre all cute, but also massive dicks.
Astro has a chance to become useful though as he starts his training with me for a working life tomorrow
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11 Oct 2019, 3:28 pm
here I am exposed to you all if I haven't f....ked it up
11 Oct 2019, 3:42 pm
Teach51
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11 Oct 2019, 3:49 pm
Tx MG, it has taken me months to work out how to post a pic, I'm such a technological dinosaur 
When I was born there were still gaslights in the streets.
11 Oct 2019, 4:06 pm
Teach51 wrote:
Tx MG, it has taken me months to work out how to post a pic, I'm such a technological dinosaur
When I was born there were still gaslights in the streets.
When I was born there were still gaslights in the streets.
We don't have street lights. Oh... There is one a mile away down the road. It could be clockwork? Haha! No. It's electric. We do have electricity.
11 Oct 2019, 5:24 pm
bhawk wrote:
smudge wrote:
bhawk wrote:
smudge wrote:
bhawk wrote:
Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!
I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time
You have a friendly face. I like that. I love your dog.
Have him, and the other two, theyre cute but theyre dicks!
Awww, why?!
My oldest b***h is utterly entitled. Recently we had a chinese. About 3am she woke me up stamping her feet as if she wanted to go out, i took her downstairs and opened the front door. She walked into the living room, just to check if there was any left over chinese!
This is the same dog that demands her food and as soon as shes had it will create a fuss until i let her upstairs because she just wants to curl up and sleep in luxury.
My second b***h is a bull cross lurcher, she constantly steals things and stashes them in the garden, games console controllers, shoes, my tools, my coats etc. She also has a habit of eating remote controls. No matter how well we hide them she will always find a way to get them and destroy them. we're onto remote control number 25 for the tv now! I have literally spent more money on remote controls than i did buying her!
My youngest, the dog in the photo is astro, a saluki cross greyhound. I got the front garden re-turfed. He decided he would run in circles so sharp that it dug a large mud circle into the grass. He also loves digging, including under the ferret hutch which led to the hutch nearly falling over! He also has no concept of personal space and even while im on the laptop will climb and stand on my lap (hes a big dog) and just stand there no matter how much i shout at him....
Theyre all cute, but also massive dicks.
Astro has a chance to become useful though as he starts his training with me for a working life tomorrow
That made me laugh, especially your Cross Bull Lurcher!! That's hilarious!! !
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28 Oct 2019, 3:03 pm
04 Nov 2019, 9:58 pm
auntblabby
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04 Nov 2019, 10:10 pm
Graelwyn wrote:
Me last month.
you have pleasant features and caring eyes
04 Nov 2019, 10:14 pm
auntblabby wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Me last month.
you have pleasant features and caring eyes
Thankyou.
I was not in a very peaceful situation at the time since I was in London staying with my abusive mother to keep her out of a psych unit having only come out of one myself 2 months prior haha, but I love parks and it was a day she allowed me to go out alone and get some space and natural beauty x
05 Nov 2019, 4:00 am
05 Nov 2019, 9:36 pm
Wolfram87 wrote:
EzraS wrote:
My team of highly trained cyber-operatives working aorund the clock using bleeding-edge hypertechnology have unveiled, for your viewing, the most accurate rendition of the entity known only as "EzraS"
This almost killed me.
AugustD
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Gender: Male
Posts: 69
Location: Wellington - New Zealand
09 Nov 2019, 10:52 pm
AugustD
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Gender: Male
Posts: 69
Location: Wellington - New Zealand
09 Nov 2019, 10:59 pm
Teach51 wrote:
here I am exposed to you all
if I haven't f....ked it upGorgeous...
AnonymousAnonymous
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14 Nov 2019, 5:13 pm
This is a pic of my mom and I apologize for the image being blurred.
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