Just curious to compare notes with other people here...
Here's my list:
1. Broken collar bone- fell off a chair at 9 months
2. Severed pinky finger- attempted to carry a can of apple juice up the stairs at 18 months , fell, and it landed on my hand. (I can actually remember this happening)
3. Needle stuck in foot- 2 years old
4. 7 stitches in chin- fell while figure skating at age 9
5. 10 stitches in ankle- grazed it against metal part of reclining chair foot rest while reading at age 10
6. Broken foot- miscalculation while doing handstand at 11
7. 7 stitches in foot- stepped on cat food can lid because I was 9 months pregnant and couldn't see my feet.
Those are the ones I can think of that were serious enough for the ER. There have been lots of more minor injuries, like getting road rash over most of my body after wiping out being dragged in a wagon behind a bike, spraining my ankle while walking down stairs, getting bitten on the butt by a wolf hybrid, burning my hand with nacho cheese, and almost impaling my wrist on the spikes while climbing over a cemetary wall. There have been lots of routine injuries not worth mentioning, like burning my hand with an iron or jabbing a seam ripper under a fingernail. I never kept track of how many times I got beaten up in elementary school, but since I never got any injuries needing medical attention, it doesn't count.
So, I'm curious what kinds of injuries other people here have had, and whether anyone is as klutzy as me.