"In the beginning, the Earth was without form, and void.
And the spirit of nobody at all moved silently upon the face of the deep.
Suddenly nobody said "Let there be loads of stuff", but absolutely nothing happened.
Then a bit later some stuff did happen, but nobody was looking."
...
I think she's a "come as you are" Disciple and if she isn't a Disciple, I'd follow her anyway.
Sand or no sand. There is just something special about a woman with an umbrella, don't you think?

(Yeah well, there were other Disciples as well, I was discrete. Sorta. Maybe. Kinda. Ok, I wasn't.)
I think they both are Discipling at the
Burning Man.
Which is fine, as long as it isn't me.
I suppose she knows that moths have dined on her burqa since she's using umbrella sunblock. Or perhaps she's modeling this year's 'barely a burqa' swimwear while nobody's looking. Those radical "come as you are" sects with their Birthday Boy Burning Man Feasts probably have Lau laying low today.
(I think it's Port Isaac's Happy Birthday Song, but I could be mistaken. Similar to Fred Flintstone's Yabba Dabba Doo song, but without a brass section.)
I hope you like it Lau.
But it puts you back in hiding. Maybe you can use it to become a discreet Disciple.