It's a common misconception that all ducks fly to Florida in the Fall of the year. Who can blame them? The price of the air fare is really up there, air traffic snares and security measures, I mean who can blame some for just sticking out the Winter. Recently I looked out my front window and saw one, purple, just taking in all of the traffic on the road, just coolin', ya know what I mean? Or maybe he was looking in my window, which I don't mind, because I'm about as rare as a purple duck. And I mean if you're a purple duck, that's got to be an automatic security watch breach at any airport and who needs that hassle? But, much to my aghast I glanced out of the window and didn't see him in his normal place of repose and I almost cried out (and maybe I did, but I didn't hear it) as I saw his disheveled body along the side of the road. Road kill? Stunned? Did I have to find my gun and put it out of it's misery, rush him to the vets if savable? I just didn't know. Now, I don't usually jay walk, but I didn't feel like walking a half of a mile to get to a corner, so I daringly jay walked, without one in my mouth mind you and I didn't even have to have someone hold my hand to do it, to cross the road, I'm so proud. Huge sigh of relief, I made it and he was dazed, uninjured and I carried him back to his normal place of rest and voyeurism, which I already said I didn't mind. I did NOT appreciate the stares from the neighbors as I did this. They're damned zombies, unfeeling things. How can anybody just stand by when a purple duck is, possibly wounded, on the side of the road? Maybe they just thought he was drunk, keeled over and figured he deserved it. I have no idea what they think. I just don't understand people, but I do purple ducks.
It's the best view change I've seen out my front window since that old green building use to be a Chevy sales room back in the 50's. At least they changed the cars once a year.
Okay, maybe it isn't a purple duck, but at least it isn't Barny. I'd have to kill it if it were.
(And if these pictures turn out as big as the preview, it's Photof*cket's fault. I edited it and reedited it multiple times and screw it.)
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