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14 Feb 2009, 7:34 pm

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if you recognize more than 25 of these historical people you are quite cultured, it is said.

Merle


I do recognize the most, but I am missing some very important persons, like Emperor Frederick II of Hohenstaufen, Emperor Charles V, J. S. Bach, David Hume, Charlemagne, Henry IV and Louis XIV of France, Pope Leo the Great, Robert Schuman, Julius Caesar, Augustus, Justian the Great and Julian the Apostate, a.s.o.



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14 Feb 2009, 7:37 pm

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Now if you say so, well ok. But in the way back here, I was about to give her a given name "Speaks Little". However, I think I have a different interpretation and a warning as well as a, go get em. Well maybe she's just into Cyclops's right now, hard to really know.

Be careful with the Qigong (didn't know that had a name either) and when you get into the Black Sect Tantric (hell I didn't know it had a name either) there is a dark side or can be if you go that way. But what I saw was that I was mere novice dabbling where I shouldn't and they do see you. What you send or what others send to you, well be careful. Cause I think that is her Third Eye winking.

When I want to set it into overdrive and feel the cosmic winds, this is about the best picture I could find, except you are the one that is setting circles into motion before you pull the trigger for the travel or the flow to..where ever you want to go. And you can make them just as intricate as you want and reverse or set them in motions that are more balanced, Just remember the ying and yang is you, centered, close your two eyes and set them in motion, one at a time. I use to do it many times a day, but have slowed down a bit since and have moved on some, where exactly i don't know and I'm not suppose to know. Wish I could paint what I see and the others there. What a feeling it is and can be exhausting and so fulfilling. It is as much physical as it is mental. It looks like a stim if one were to look at your body and I think it might be just that. It can heal as well.

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14 Feb 2009, 7:38 pm

Merle, where's Wally?

I know several of the sheep personality.


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14 Feb 2009, 7:40 pm

Howdy Dussel, do you like muffins? Probably some around the Cafe some place. Tea or coffee? Perhaps a fine cigar? Glad to meet you.


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14 Feb 2009, 7:48 pm

Train subtitles: Foo Fighters "DOA"

Muffin basket? (asks the muffin porter)
(wave off, don't bother me, from the card cheating gamblers)
I don't deserve this. (the muffin porter says to Dachshund)
Are the muffins here? (man, who is impatient)
(Dachshund barks) No
Cigar? (asks the muffin porter, who offers coffee)
I'll have a muffin. (now patient man, sitting in line)
Excellent choice. (Says the muffin porter, who proceeds to pour coffee)
(Dachshund covers her eyes.)

I have no idea who thinks up that stuff. Maybe Fighters fighting Foo's?


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14 Feb 2009, 8:17 pm

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Merle, where's Wally?

I know several of the sheep personaly.



it's Waldo, Postie :roll: Wally is the Beav's brother.

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14 Feb 2009, 8:23 pm

Oh.

I don't see the Beav either.

And damn where's June? She was so hot in those high heels cooking dinner. And that apron? Yikes!! It's a wonder Ward could even pry himself away from the house to go work.


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14 Feb 2009, 11:38 pm

*shakes head sadly* Aprons just ain't what they used to be. They've gone all PoMo on us, for a start.

Even the fake-boob apron has been reappropriated by feminist-minded cultural critics.

Whoopee! I'm cultured! And a big "thbbllthbbblltt" to everyone at za3tar.net who doesn't think 57 is Bill Gates. :D



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15 Feb 2009, 5:04 am

sinsboldly wrote:
if you recognize more than 25 of these historical people you are quite cultured, it is said.

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Whenever I see a crowd like this, I just want to head the opposite direction...
Yikes! 8O I bet New York is like this, wall to wall people with no escape. At least, that's my nightmare dream.
In the military, when they used to pack us like sardines into very confined places, I'd disappear inside my mind.
Just couldn't take it. More than 1 person per 100 acres is just too many.

(Chuck squeezes eyes shut, covers ears, and chants the Tao of Tantra Mantra: "Lalalalalalala...")
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(I saw Bruce Lee in the instant before my eyes slammed shut. Maybe I instinctively know to pick him out of crowds
so he can't sneak up behind me and Kung Fu me. (Damn Foo fighters). My ninja training must be paying off.)

(If you are a lone ninja in a 100 acre wood listening to the sound of one hand clapping, has the training been for naught?)



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15 Feb 2009, 8:46 am

With good reason you should run, most of them are dead. It might be contagious.

I haven't the time to figure out your mysterious 100 acre wooded ninja tricks. :evil: Hmmph!! ! I need to figure out if I have the comorbid thbbllthbbblltt. So far in my research I've only come up with a Jim Morrison song quote "give up your vowels. But I remember him singing it "give up your bowels. I'm sure I can convince myself I have it and will most assuredly will get profession help. Although I might self medicate with Duck Tape(TM) and/or a cork. Should do the trick. I think I have solved it. Now where was I? Thinking about a lone ninja in 100 acre wood who has got the clap? Training went for naught but for a visit to the local clinic.

Ok now what to think on? Hummm, a fake-boob apron sounds fitting. Which of course leads directly to (It does!! ! :x) serious medical condition warnings one sometimes hears with the taking of certain male medications to help with certain male.....oh gee whizz golly, how to put this delicately.....Hey wait, did you mean wood or woods? Never mind we're past that, almost. :roll: Well anyway if this serious condition lasts for 10 hours, ok it doesn't become serious until after 10 hours. I have no sense of time, apparently. Where was I? Female Doctors, no, no, that's not it. Although you know (Damn intrusive thoughts!! 8O ) if I knew about that warning during puberty, I think I would have spent an awful lot of time at the Doctors. Gads!! where was I? The wood? No. No. No. Oh yeah, one should seek medical help and I don't think Duck Tape(TM) is the way to go. Yup, a Doctors help is in need, lets just hope they aren't wearing the fake-boob apron or OMG!! !, what if, what if, it's a female Doctor? Very unprofessional anyway if they wear a fake-boob apron or has the training gone for naught? Maybe the no longer a lone ninja will be there and I can find out. "and I found out. She was day tripper. Sunday driver, yeah. It took me soooo long to find out, and I found out." Ok, I'll put it down now. I wore it out. I couldn't put the real lyrics in it anyway. 8O

Now what to do, what to do. Think I'll put this Megatron tattoo decal on my clock. Valentines day gift from a Grand brat. Yikes these directions are hard, best ask him how to do it. He'll know. Trust me.

"I'm not interested in a nice, normal relationship" and then I opened the card and it said, "I like ours better". But she signed it with XXX. I think she used a poison pen. You think ninjas are deadly...oooooo boy, you've never met SwampBlossom. This could be fatal. Stop clapping already, I'm going. But heed my prediction, when I am dead I am contagious.


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15 Feb 2009, 10:39 am

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15 Feb 2009, 11:33 am

Ninja theme song:
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Ninja Hall of Fame:
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.............Roz ...........................Ninjacks..................The Invisibles.....Ninjmaus doing "the sneak"................ :?:


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15 Feb 2009, 11:44 am

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..my latest work (rom nude model drawing lessons)f:

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more:
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8) Cool pics!! ! I like the man's back - he looks metallic! Hope you are having fun! I'm still working on the logo from weeks ago. :x Ready to do anything else...
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15 Feb 2009, 1:54 pm

While I was doing the dishes this morning, the Queensryche song "Miles Away" came on, and I thought of you, Chuck...

I see the world in a different light,
Busy changing, rearranging,
I'll be missing for a while,
I've got a few things on my mind

Please leave me alone on this day,
I'm in conversation miles away
Please leave me alone this afternoon,
I'm in meditation high above...


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