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02 Nov 2009, 9:18 am

As a Pastafarian, I categorically deny that His Noodlely Goodness is really Cthulu!



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02 Nov 2009, 12:18 pm

speaking of the really eerie....

The 1911 Irish census is now digitalized and online. For free (which is a surprise). Bigger surprise is looking at the graphic montage at the top of the page, there's someone looking back at me from like 100 years ago who is the spitting image of me when I was 16. It's really very, very unsettling. It literally could have been my photo. The kid was looking at the page and I got an "ummm, Mom? Did you see..." and then pointed at it.

I wonder if there's a way to find out who that girl was?



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02 Nov 2009, 11:12 pm

OMG, the planets must be in a really weird alignment or something. Merley, what's going on???

Your truly received a child support check from the state. No, really. :? Let's see, that would be going on 15 years late??? I guess the feds finally caught up with him. Interesting thing about child support in this state. It never expires - it just keeps accruing interest, at 10% per year, when unpaid. A lump-sum payment would allow me to pay off my second mortgage. Which would be nice.

But we're happy with the one-month payment, as as it means we can pay the vet bill that's coming up for the old cat now. But weird is not quite strong enough for this to fall out of the sky, really. Is an asteroid going to hit us next week or something, Merle? :lol: [cue twilight zone music]



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02 Nov 2009, 11:26 pm

The Onion - Horoscopes

You're not a Taurus by any chance, Nan? :)


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03 Nov 2009, 9:25 pm

^^^ Excellent, Deacon. 8)

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Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
Despite several face-to-face meetings, and a series of concessions on your part, the ants still will refuse to recognize your truce.


8O Too right. What's worse, for every one I squish, there's a million more where it came from. And it's not like any culinary masterpieces are being created in my kitchen, either! What in the hey is the attraction, anyway? There's gotta be better stuff out in the yard.

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What, only the Americans? :lol:



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05 Nov 2009, 4:33 am

Today is my 51st birthday....One year closer to oblivion....


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05 Nov 2009, 5:05 am

Ever get the feeling that this is what is really going on inside of your computer?

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05 Nov 2009, 9:44 am

Richie: One year farther from sheer stupidity. Happy Birthday!



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05 Nov 2009, 6:51 pm

DeaconBlues wrote:
The Onion - Horoscopes

You're not a Taurus by any chance, Nan? :)


{blink blink, ah say, blink} :wink:

as a mattah of fact, i iz.



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05 Nov 2009, 6:52 pm

richie wrote:
Today is my 51st birthday....One year closer to oblivion....


HBD to yeeeewwww

Youse belongs in da zoo

Wid da monkeys and da donkeys

And da dino-saaauuuuurrrrrrrs toooooooo



And maaanneeeee more! :D



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05 Nov 2009, 7:00 pm

Gee thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes......

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Now it's back to lurking and stimming with my fellow Dinos......


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06 Nov 2009, 7:59 am

Happy birthday Richie ! !

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07 Nov 2009, 11:54 pm

it passed the house. now it has to pass the senate. the kid ages off my insurance in january.
come on come on come on!



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08 Nov 2009, 11:10 am

i wanted to do this for a while ...
and suddenly they came out of my hands :)

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08 Nov 2009, 3:28 pm

omg,they are SO CUTE!! !! :lol:



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09 Nov 2009, 6:32 am

Oooohhh!! ! Nice! I could use a nose warmer this winter...


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