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Willard
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07 Feb 2010, 3:42 pm

ASdogGeek wrote:
Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away



MMmm, riding crops, ball gags, bondage and humiliation....thank you, Jesus! :twisted:



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07 Feb 2010, 3:43 pm

Willard wrote:
ASdogGeek wrote:
Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away



MMmm, riding crops, ball gags, bondage and humiliation....thank you, Jesus! :twisted:

You're welcome.



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07 Feb 2010, 3:45 pm

Willard wrote:
ASdogGeek wrote:
Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away



MMmm, riding crops, ball gags, bondage and humiliation....thank you, Jesus! :twisted:


And symbolic cannibalism and possibly vampirism too!

http://www.nobeliefs.com/communion/communion.htm


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07 Feb 2010, 4:15 pm

lol hey messiah *waves* im the one true god hows you? :lol:



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07 Feb 2010, 4:33 pm

May his humble servant parish in a glass of wine.

Yeah I know I'm not making sense... :?


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07 Feb 2010, 4:34 pm

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lol hey messiah *waves* im the one true god hows you? :lol:


I like you :P lol



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07 Feb 2010, 4:48 pm

chaotik_lord wrote:
My eyes missed a comma when I first read this thread title.

"I have returned my children." Which was a much more entertaining thread in my mind, conjuring up images of waiting in a long line with several irritating children and a crumpled receipt, only to be frustrated by some underqualified sales clerk.


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now THIS post has made my day! Thank you chaotik_lord! I will die happy, now!

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07 Feb 2010, 4:55 pm

chaotik_lord wrote:
My eyes missed a comma when I first read this thread title.

"I have returned my children." Which was a much more entertaining thread in my mind, conjuring up images of waiting in a long line with several irritating children and a crumpled receipt, only to be frustrated by some underqualified sales clerk.


HAHAHAHA!! ! Classic quote of the day.... Funniest introduction i have ever seen :lol:


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07 Feb 2010, 5:02 pm

I have found Jesus - he was hiding behind the sofa all along.... :)



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07 Feb 2010, 5:05 pm

cassiusclay wrote:
Kaizer wrote:
lol hey messiah *waves* im the one true god hows you? :lol:


I like you :P lol


I like you too may you be blessed with a hassleless week :D



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07 Feb 2010, 5:35 pm

chaotik_lord wrote:
My eyes missed a comma when I first read this thread title.

"I have returned my children." Which was a much more entertaining thread in my mind, conjuring up images of waiting in a long line with several irritating children and a crumpled receipt, only to be frustrated by some underqualified sales clerk.


Same here... I thought it was something interesting.