Who you callin' a honkie, cracker?
Welcome to WP. My reaction was much the same way when I found out about Asperger's. Just having a general framework to reference myself in was a huge deal of relief. It's like all those crazy, different, weird things that are so hard to understand about yourself get condensed down into exactly the kind of presentation and language you understand - a literal, no-nonsense description of exactly what it is.