blessedmom wrote:
Nan wrote:
double post.
chuck made me do it.
he's got a claymore, you know.
no match for a sharp pointy stick.

Where is Chuck? Running through the trees with the wind in his kilt??

Well, it’s all a matter of perspective.
It depends on which side of the kilt you're looking at:
From the front, it's definitely not the wind you're looking at. Nope. Don't know what a claymore is (and please don't explain it!), so that remains a possibility. But, from what I’ve seen of Chuck, a sharp pointy stick seems more probable. And a double post is biologically impossible. I'm certain of that.
From his backside, it's probably just wind.
Of course the best position for this investigation is to get directly under the kilt.
We'll have to do a study.
Volunteers for this study should do so by pm directly to Chuck.
My guess is, he'll either fund the research himself, or it will be performed at no charge.
(PS: Thanks for that olfactory image, Mom!)