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04 Sep 2007, 1:43 pm
postpaleo wrote:
...Gas house day, hot, humid, New Jersey, step into shack, take off gas mask, recite name, rank and telephone number, pledge alliagance to the flag, recite War and Peace and sing Mary had a little lamb, run like hell out of said shack or try, no running allowed. Everybody in a mass hacking, coughing, laughing, hard striper corporal (also known as the idiot) running in a circle around us with a canister hanging from a stick, canister omiting a cloud of smoke, sniff said smoke, smell nothing, idiot still running in circles, siad cloud of smoke gets seriously vicious, makes the smoke in the shack smell like voilets and lillys, burns, it burns, it burns more, cloud of smoke hangs in air, no wind, Postie see's clean air about 20 meters away and moves to it, the rest put on gas masks. Group moves off in formation, postie is doing 50 pushups with M-16 laying across knuckles and a pack on his back and has to catch up at a full gallop. Riot control grade tear gas is nasty nasty stuff. Made me the man I am today and I still move out of the smoke and they still were idiots for standing in the middle of it....
Hahaha! That stuff was awful! !! We were supposed to be exposed to it once yearly. After bootcamp I made sure I was always somewhere else on gas house day. (We must have been the guinea pig test group or something). Got in lots of trouble, but once was enough for me. Five more times?!? Don't think so!
04 Sep 2007, 1:45 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:46 pm
Chuck wrote:
Uh huh. And dollars to donuts says Nan was the "someone" who put the Slip-'n-Slide on the beach...
(Chuck's eyes cross, then he falls to his knees, then flat on his face - blow-dart quivering from the back of his head...)
(Chuck's eyes cross, then he falls to his knees, then flat on his face - blow-dart quivering from the back of his head...)
nice fake.
i'd shoot for effect. people don't yelp and jump if ya don't shoot 'em lower.
i mean, one might as well have fun....
04 Sep 2007, 1:46 pm
Inventor wrote:
Happy Birthday Nannarob!
Where is everyone, Chuck told me when the party was?
Where is everyone, Chuck told me when the party was?
Whoops!! !
I must have been looking at my Mickey Mouse watch, and not my GMT watch, or maybe it was the Swiss watch, ...um, er... or MAYBE ...
04 Sep 2007, 1:48 pm
postpaleo wrote:
Ya think? Story time.........
Gas house day, hot, humid, New Jersey, step into shack, take off gas mask, recite name, rank and telephone number, pledge alliagance to the flag, recite War and Peace and sing Mary had a little lamb, run like hell out of said shack or try, no running allowed. Everybody in a mass hacking, coughing, laughing, hard striper corporal (also known as the idiot) running in a circle around us with a canister hanging from a stick, canister omiting a cloud of smoke, sniff said smoke, smell nothing, idiot still running in circles, siad cloud of smoke gets seriously vicious, makes the smoke in the shack smell like voilets and lillys, burns, it burns, it burns more, cloud of smoke hangs in air, no wind, Postie see's clean air about 20 meters away and moves to it, the rest put on gas masks. Group moves off in formation, postie is doing 50 pushups with M-16 laying across knuckles and a pack on his back and has to catch up at a full gallop. Riot control grade tear gas is nasty nasty stuff. Made me the man I am today and I still move out of the smoke and they still were idiots for standing in the middle of it.
I shot the idiot corprol with a bb-gun during insticnt shooting training. He was in a hole all perfectly hid, or so he thought. I was already insticnted, I think it was for the city kids. Hey, he was going to ambush us, it was only fair and oh so rewarding.
Gas house day, hot, humid, New Jersey, step into shack, take off gas mask, recite name, rank and telephone number, pledge alliagance to the flag, recite War and Peace and sing Mary had a little lamb, run like hell out of said shack or try, no running allowed. Everybody in a mass hacking, coughing, laughing, hard striper corporal (also known as the idiot) running in a circle around us with a canister hanging from a stick, canister omiting a cloud of smoke, sniff said smoke, smell nothing, idiot still running in circles, siad cloud of smoke gets seriously vicious, makes the smoke in the shack smell like voilets and lillys, burns, it burns, it burns more, cloud of smoke hangs in air, no wind, Postie see's clean air about 20 meters away and moves to it, the rest put on gas masks. Group moves off in formation, postie is doing 50 pushups with M-16 laying across knuckles and a pack on his back and has to catch up at a full gallop. Riot control grade tear gas is nasty nasty stuff. Made me the man I am today and I still move out of the smoke and they still were idiots for standing in the middle of it.
I shot the idiot corprol with a bb-gun during insticnt shooting training. He was in a hole all perfectly hid, or so he thought. I was already insticnted, I think it was for the city kids. Hey, he was going to ambush us, it was only fair and oh so rewarding.
well of course it was. poor thing, them picking on you like that.
and pepper spray does work better. one can actually buy pepper spray. where the hell i'd get my hands on riot-control tear gas (and how i'd get it past the environmental impact study people) is way beyond me.
uh. i mean, if i were so inclined to be put in a position that i'd have to need some of either substance, of course. ahem.
04 Sep 2007, 1:49 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:50 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:54 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:55 pm
Nan wrote:
...and pepper spray does work better. one can actually buy pepper spray. where the hell i'd get my hands on riot-control tear gas (and how i'd get it past the environmental impact study people) is way beyond me.
uh. i mean, if i were so inclined to be put in a position that i'd have to need some of either substance, of course. ahem.
uh. i mean, if i were so inclined to be put in a position that i'd have to need some of either substance, of course. ahem.
Postie! Lauri! Inventor! Godwit! Nan's painted blue! And she's riding a stolen cow! And apparently has various poisonous substances and a blow-gun in her possession! And you are on your own, cuz I'm headed into my work week! ...Good Luck!
04 Sep 2007, 1:56 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:58 pm
04 Sep 2007, 1:59 pm
Chuck wrote:
Nan wrote:
...and pepper spray does work better. one can actually buy pepper spray. where the hell i'd get my hands on riot-control tear gas (and how i'd get it past the environmental impact study people) is way beyond me.
uh. i mean, if i were so inclined to be put in a position that i'd have to need some of either substance, of course. ahem.
uh. i mean, if i were so inclined to be put in a position that i'd have to need some of either substance, of course. ahem.
Postie! Lauri! Inventor! Godwit! Nan's painted blue! And she's riding a stolen cow! And apparently has various poisonous substances and a blow-gun in her possession! And you are on your own, cuz I'm headed into my work week! ...Good Luck! oh, now THAT was lame.
make up a bunch of stories that make me look like a homicidal cattle-rustler and then sneak out of the place.
well,... harumph.
who said anything about putting anything on the darts, anyway. me? nope. not meee. hmm, what kind of a mind is you got, anyway? assuming i'm going to go around poisoning people? what's the term - projection? isn't that what the freudians call it... aha. got YOUR number now.
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04 Sep 2007, 2:09 pm
04 Sep 2007, 2:18 pm
postpaleo wrote:
Nan wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
Is today paint ourselves bue and steal cows day? WOOT!! ! (nan did it)
you go first. what color bue are you thinking of?
(lau and postie and chuck did it.)
Woad. I ain't going first you gots the pointy stick, they won't let me have one, they tell me I'll shoot my eye out.
(Godwit did it)
well, that color does suit your eyes, so i'd say go for it. will hide the bruises, anyway.
hey, i put the pointy stick away for a while. gots a blowgun now. with lotsa shiny darts.
i bet he did. look at bruce, sitting there at his keyboard pretending as if he has no idea what we're
talking about. so you guys put him up to it and then are going to rat him out like that?
awww, there go my last illusions.....
04 Sep 2007, 2:30 pm
No fair blaming the new guy! Look at the influences he has in here!!
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04 Sep 2007, 3:17 pm
A CONE WITH A TRIPLE SCOOP OF DRATS WITH DESICATED STOLEN MAD COW PATTIE SPRINKLES!
I just reviewed the last several pages. At first I thought someone had been impersonating me and posting a bunch of drivel. Then I saw this piece of evidence from the party:
CHUCK! HOW COULD YOU?
The only picture of me that I have is on my driver's license! Nobody has a picture of me! They all got trashed a few years ago.
And since I don't have a mirror, I'm not even sure that I'd recognize a picture of my face anymore.
But I did recognize me in that picture!
* * * * *
And then, I reviewed the posts after the party.
First, I only have one thing to say to anybody who tries to hit me with a poison dart:
BLOW!
I swear you people, sitting around, assigning blame to others for the site shut down . . .
Is that what you've been doing since it crashed?
NOT ME! NOPE!
I've been sitting around blaming myself!
And now I finally see that some of you have caught on.
If anything goes wrong, at WP, the weather, that big blemish on Jupiter, whatever . . .
It's all my fault.
AND ANOTHER THING!
I'm not sure I've recovered from last night yet, because of all the posts I've read today, the only one that makes any sense to me is this:
postpaleo wrote:
Gas house day, hot, humid, New Jersey, step into shack, take off gas mask, recite name, rank and telephone number, pledge alliagance to the flag, recite War and Peace and sing Mary had a little lamb, run like hell out of said shack or try, no running allowed. Everybody in a mass hacking, coughing, laughing, hard striper corporal (also known as the idiot) running in a circle around us with a canister hanging from a stick, canister omiting a cloud of smoke, sniff said smoke, smell nothing, idiot still running in circles, siad cloud of smoke gets seriously vicious, makes the smoke in the shack smell like voilets and lillys, burns, it burns, it burns more, cloud of smoke hangs in air, no wind, Postie see's clean air about 20 meters away and moves to it, the rest put on gas masks. Group moves off in formation, postie is doing 50 pushups with M-16 laying across knuckles and a pack on his back and has to catch up at a full gallop. Riot control grade tear gas is nasty nasty stuff. Made me the man I am today and I still move out of the smoke and they still were idiots for standing in the middle of it.
I shot the idiot corprol with a bb-gun during insticnt shooting training. He was in a hole all perfectly hid, or so he thought. I was already insticnted, I think it was for the city kids. Hey, he was going to ambush us, it was only fair and oh so rewarding.
I shot the idiot corprol with a bb-gun during insticnt shooting training. He was in a hole all perfectly hid, or so he thought. I was already insticnted, I think it was for the city kids. Hey, he was going to ambush us, it was only fair and oh so rewarding.
I think I need treatment!
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He's identified as a Godwit, what can you expect. I thought it was inappropriate, but that's Godwit for you.
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