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Godwit
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04 Sep 2007, 3:48 pm

BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !!

WARNING!

BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !!

WARNING!

BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !!

WARNING!

BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !!

THE FOLLOWING IS ONLY A TEST!

BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !! BEEEP!! !!

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY QUATERMASS ATTRACTING SYSTEM.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST.

NORMAL PROGRAMMING WILL NOW RESUME.

richie
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04 Sep 2007, 4:19 pm

Godwit wrote:

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY QUATERMASS ATTRACTING SYSTEM.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST.

NORMAL PROGRAMMING WILL NOW RESUME.

I thought I was the only one with a face only a mother could love.....

postpaleo
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04 Sep 2007, 4:19 pm

Nan wrote:

hey, i put the pointy stick away for a while. gots a blowgun now. with lotsa shiny darts.

I never argue with a woman with a blowgun.

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Nan
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04 Sep 2007, 4:27 pm

postpaleo wrote:

Nan wrote:

hey, i put the pointy stick away for a while. gots a blowgun now. with lotsa shiny darts.

I never argue with a woman with a blowgun.

oh, darn. i knew that red scarf was not going to go with that blue coat.

Godwit
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04 Sep 2007, 4:30 pm

richie wrote:

I thought I was the only one with a face only a mother could love.....

Richie, correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that I'd seen your picture on this site somewhere.

You are loveable.

Not that I'm offering, or anything.

But from everything I've read and seen of you so far, you are definitely loveable.

Now, please stop scaring me!

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Godwit
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04 Sep 2007, 4:33 pm

postpaleo wrote:

Nan wrote:

hey, i put the pointy stick away for a while. gots a blowgun now. with lotsa shiny darts.

I never argue with a woman with a blowgun.

Alan, please.

That is not a blowgun.

I'm not even sure it's a woman.

Let me start you in your remedial training . . .

THAT is a WOMAN with a BLOWGUN.

Nan
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04 Sep 2007, 4:40 pm

Godwit wrote:

THAT is a WOMAN with a BLOWGUN.

now where in the HECK did you find that!??!?!?! :lol:

i think i like the first blowgun better. has shineys and i bet they go "poof", too.

she's gonna get a hell of a sunburn.

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04 Sep 2007, 4:47 pm

No wonder I couldn't hit anything with my pea shooter, I didn't cock my front leg like she does.

(richie did it)

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04 Sep 2007, 4:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Godwit
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04 Sep 2007, 4:55 pm

Nan wrote:

Godwit wrote:

THAT is a WOMAN with a BLOWGUN.

now where in the HECK did you find that!??!?!?! :lol:

i think i like the first blowgun better. has shineys and i bet they go "poof", too.

she's gonna get a hell of a sunburn.

On the first hand, that sure doesn't look like a "poof" to me.

On the second hand, I bet "she" is going to be giving sunburns, not getting them.

postpaleo wrote:

No wonder I couldn't hit anything with my pea shooter, I didn't cock my front leg like she does.

(richie did it)

On the third hand, I never want to be close to you when you cock your front leg.

On fourth hand, if all you have is a pea shooter, I guess I could get darn close to you (what 1 to 2 inches?) and not have a thing to worry about.

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04 Sep 2007, 4:56 pm

blessedmom wrote:

THANKS, MOM!

That's a pefect depiction of my interpretation of any individual enoticon.

Nan
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04 Sep 2007, 4:57 pm

blessedmom wrote:

what's with "the big eyes" mom? at least they've got her wearing clothes!
:lol:

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04 Sep 2007, 4:59 pm

(((Nan, these guys are "older". What if one of them has a heart attack?)))))

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04 Sep 2007, 5:00 pm

Godwit wrote:

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY QUATERMASS ATTRACTING SYSTEM.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST.

NORMAL PROGRAMMING WILL NOW RESUME.

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(No longer a mod)

On sabbatical...

blessedmom
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04 Sep 2007, 5:01 pm

Quatermass wrote:

Godwit wrote:

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY QUATERMASS ATTRACTING SYSTEM.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST.

NORMAL PROGRAMMING WILL NOW RESUME.

Nice range of emotion there, Quatermass. :lol:

Oh and hi!! It's good to see you again!

Nan
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04 Sep 2007, 5:03 pm

blessedmom wrote:

(((Nan, these guys are "older". What if one of them has a heart attack?)))))

you are insane, dear. :lol:

my coffee break is over, back to work. have fun!

ps - older does not necessarily equate with dead, you know. :wink:

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