Well, I think this might be my theme song:
Can't Help Bein' Down in this Aspie Life of Mine
Oh listen mister
I am an Aspie man
And I can't tell you
Why there is no reason
Why I should be an Aspie man
It must be something
That was completely unplanned
Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
I gotta be an Aspie 'till I die
So, jes can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
They tell me I'm lazy
They tell me I'm slow
They tell me I'm crazy
But this I know:
Can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
I gotta be an Aspie 'till I die
So, jes can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
I ain't got no home
In this society
Bein' with everyone else
Ain't no home to me
Can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
I gotta be an Aspie 'till I die
So, jes can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
Oh, I jes can't help being down in this Aspie life of mine
[Based on "Can't Help Lovin' That Man," lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II,
from Showbpat (1936)]