LOL - that is hysterical! Since one of my personal lifelong obsessions is to always be ready to be marooned.
I try to always have at least one knife, one lighter and 1 flashlight on me at all times. Not to mention my utility belt with the rope, knife sharpener, another two knives, various leatherman-type tools,another flashlight. And the gadget bag, and the apocalypse doom bag - that one has the folding shovel and big fistaid kit, MRE's...
Yeah - I have an obssecion with pouches, bags, packs, gadgets and survival gear... among other things...