The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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Just letting you know I'm lurking once again LOVE the 1st, 2nd, 3rd baby list, made me LOL, gonna try and print a copy and take it to work.

OMG I killed the cafe. I DO suck at this.

Hi Reika! I'm lurking too and chuckling to myself. People! People! People!

Hartzofspace used to have on her signature "thread killer". I thought I should have the same signature at the time.

Robyn

Cafe does not = Kenny

This is Kenny.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
They didn't kill Kenny\y\n\n\e\K the Café!! !! !

Lau, Lauri wants her French maid outfit back. I think you had it last, or maybe it was Postie.
Maybe it was French made outfit. Do either of you have a French made outfit? Does it have a hoodie like Kenny wears? Who tried to kill the cafe'? You reika?!? (Why do I feel like I just discovered something?)

Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
(an excerpt)

I think you have reika'd a new type of haiku!! !
9 lines.
Some words rhyme.
Any number of syllables acceptable.
Except where there shouldn't be any.
Which occurs randomly.
According to a precise mathematical formula.

Hmmmmm.... Quite a diabolical poem-er you are Master Lau.

I think, Chuck, that you should get out more often.

Oh, no. You do get out. I'll rephrase that...

I think, Chuck, that you should stay in more often.

The second worst peotry in the universe is that of Azgoths Of Kria. (See Vogon Poetry.)

I see. And here I was thinking that you had awakened to a new level of absurd precise-randomness this evening. Which for me is morning. This is an old previously written absurd precise-randomness thought poem.

I have always fully expected that you shall one day come into the cafe' emitting light beams or some-such thing. Beeping a message of salvation. From the ordinary. To those of us who are far gone enough to receive it.

Just waiting for that day.

(...or has it happened already and I missed it? Or maybe... you have been emitting all along, and that's what we are actually doing here at the cafe'! !! )

Now you can write the book Lau's Message of Salvation from the Ordinary. Fill it with precise-random chapters of precise-randomness. Include beeping light beams.

Yes, Grunthos the Flatulent was rated the second-worst poet in the universe. The very worst poetry of all, as I recall, was from a young lady in - was it Nottinghamshire? I misplaced my copy of the Guide some years back, and that's one of the few parts that I don't recall word-for-word...

(Although I suppose it might be considered that Grunthos yielded second place when he tried to read aloud his ten-volume epic, My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles, and his lower intestine, in a desperate bid to save Galactic civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.)

Morning giggle (as if the men in here aren't funny enough)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQt7ARAqXs[/youtube]

And then there was a bit of a gap...

... so that I could satisfy Chuck's imagination.

Wwwwwoooooowwww.....

CC , this is how I feel about housework:

Dust If You Must
By: Author Unknown

Dust if you must,
but wouldn't it be better to paint a picture or write a letter, bake a cake or plant a seed, ponder the difference between want and need?

Dust if you must,
but there's not much time, with rivers to swim and mountains to climb, music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.

Dust if you must,
but the world's out there with the sun in your eyes, the wind in your hair, a flutter of snow, a shower of rain. This day will not come around again.

Dust if you must,
but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind. And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!


It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.

"A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture."

Hahaha! Lau, I KNEW it!

I'll be checking in and out today. ADD's in full gear and I'm working on lots of projects. Hope you all have great ideas today!

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